April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[Booo]

Also, pistachio is not a nut.

I go seeds for it doesn't sound good though

 

[preeb]

I go seeds for it doesn't sound good though

The pun would end up being an innuendo

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Isn't it a fruit?  Kinda like the whole tomato classification fights?

 “Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.”  ― Miles Kington

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

I believe the proper term for pistachio is “legume”

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

@JayKay0914 please make this: https://www.bonappetit.com/entertaining-style/trends-news/article/millefeuille

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Oooh! Who delivers fruit salad? ~ Checking waitr, doordash....

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I go seeds for it doesn't sound good though

This sounds like a Google translation of Albanian or something.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

This sounds like a Google translation of Albanian or something.

Burn.

 

[Booo]

Burn.

too soon

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

too soon

Not at ALL what I intended to convey.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Much to LadySquare's chagrin, I don't like sweets. But I will push a senior citizen down the stairs for a millefeuille.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Much to LadySquare's chagrin, I don't like sweets. But I will push a senior citizen down the stairs for a millefeuille.

Prolly a good thing you don’t have kids yet.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Prolly a good thing you don’t have kids yet.

I...will not argue with this.

 

[preeb]

DINKs forever!

(not actually a DINK household, working on it!)

 

[JayKay PE]

@JayKay0914 please make this: https://www.bonappetit.com/entertaining-style/trends-news/article/millefeuille

I recently made a hazelnut-almond dacquoise.  This looks pretty simple since it doesn't involve  meringue.  But if I make it...you do realize you wouldn't be getting any?

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I recently made a hazelnut-almond dacquoise.  This looks pretty simple since it doesn't involve  meringue.  But if I make it...you do realize you wouldn't be getting any?

I will pay for shipping just to be ridiculous.

 

[Booo]

DINKs forever!

(not actually a DINK household, working on it!)

 

[JayKay PE]

I will pay for shipping just to be ridiculous.

IT WILL COME TO YOU SQUISHED AND BEAUTIFUL.  I will throw in a couple of NYC bagels too.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

DINKs forever!

(not actually a DINK household, working on it!)

You’re working on getting a job? Good for you, your working spouse will be thrilled.

 

[preeb]

Mmm, delicious bagel pastry sandwich. All the carbs!!!