April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Did you hear the one about two turtles in the bathtub? One said, “pass the soap” and the other said “what do I look like, your toaster?”

 

[23and1]

Toaster? I hardly know her!

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Also two apples in the refrigerator

one says “brr, it’s cold in here”

the other says “Ahh! A talking Apple!”

 

[23and1]

Cut score is 40 +/- 40. I used advanced theoretical statistics to formulate, and certainty is over 9000!

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

So the cut score is either 0, 40, or 80?

 

[23and1]

Or anything in between, but my gut says it will be about 3.50

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Also pretty certain memes don’t count as “advanced theoretical statistics”

 

[matt267 PE]

What's up?

@Persianger, Here is the spam thread. No results until it gets to 15k. Tell your friends.  

 

[txjennah PE]

Woot woot spam thread!

I'm gonna be ~that person~ and say it's my first time spamming in this thread without the exam looming over me! It's a nice feeling

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Sometimes my stomach growls and I think to myself, “did I eat my cell phone?”

Woot woot spam thread!

I'm gonna be ~that person~ and say it's my first time spamming in this thread without the exam looming over me! It's a nice feeling

Me too

 

[fyrfytr310]

What I don’t understand is there was that time when the places didn’t allow for what qualifies as preemptive mitigation.

Do you agree?

 

[Persianger]

@Persianger, Here is the spam thread. No results until it gets to 15k. Tell your friends.  

Okay! Cool. Results for what?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

What I don’t understand is there was that time when the places didn’t allow for what qualifies as preemptive mitigation.

Do you agree?

Wat

 

[matt267 PE]

What I don’t understand is there was that time when the places didn’t allow for what qualifies as preemptive mitigation.

Do you agree?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

 

[matt267 PE]

Okay! Cool. Results for what?

For the pregnancy test. 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

For the pregnancy test. 

You’re pregnant? Congrats!

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

I love random, cut your hair off, drug screens. It’s the best!

 

[JayKay PE]

I love random, cut your hair off, drug screens. It’s the best!

Wait, what?  Like, they took a hair sample?  Or they shaved you? 

 

[Persianger]

For the pregnancy test. 

Aha! that's even cooler!