April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

 

[preeb]

WAKE UP

:th_rockon:

GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

Ok, that went slightly different than I expected (was thinking more RATM than SOAD)

 

[preeb]

Wham-bam-double-spam

 

[Master slacker]

meh

 

[preeb]

hem

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Too many cracklins have been eaten!

Ooooh! TOP!

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Ooh! Lucky!

 

[JayKay PE]

Is it bad that I have a shit-ton of work to do, and should probably stay late, but I really, really, really, want to leave at 4pm?

 

[txjennah PE]

I recently took over as PM for a project that was a total sinking ship when it came into my possession.  So we're already overbudget and I can't charge any more time to the project if I ~want my PM metrics to look good~ even though it was already about overbudget when I received. YAYYY CONSULTING WORKING FOR FREEEEEEEEEE

 

[JayKay PE]

^^That's my life!  That's my life since I started here!  I've been taking over dying projects, that aren't on track, and bringing them back!  And then my OM was kinda scolding me for having an 82% yearly UT WHEN I HAD RECENTLY GONE ON A 1.5 WEEK NON-BILL VACATION

 

[txjennah PE]

^^That's my life!  That's my life since I started here!  I've been taking over dying projects, that aren't on track, and bringing them back!  And then my OM was kinda scolding me for having an 82% yearly UT WHEN I HAD RECENTLY GONE ON A 1.5 WEEK NON-BILL VACATION

Ughhh utilization.  I hate that pressure.  I love my job 95% of the time, but sometimes I just want to leave consulting and sell my shitty crafts on Etsy.

 

[JayKay PE]

Ughhh utilization.  I hate that pressure.  I love my job 95% of the time, but sometimes I just want to leave consulting and sell my shitty crafts on Etsy.

Tru dat.  Consulting kinda kills me.  Not going to lie, if I didn't have so many college loans requiring me to stay in consulting for the money, I would def go back into banking and become a teller.  Or try to work at a farm.  Cattle farm.  Be a ranch hand.  Or make dinner for the boys.

 

[JayKay PE]

Nobody is spamming.  So I'm going to have to double post.

Please ban me.

 

[Ble_PE]

Is it time to go home yet?

 

[NJmike PE]

Time to formally allow double posting? @NJmike PE

 

[preeb]

Home is where the spam is

 

[NJmike PE]

Seriously, has this thread even been hot yet?

I'm sorry I can hear you w/o your Av

 

[adavi248]

bout to pick some spam up on the way home. 

 

[akwooly]

lunch.

 

[23and1]

The breeze has been shot.

I repeat, the breeze has been shot.

That is all.