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Are you sure it didn’t say, “congrats on being tired?”
I'd be 90% cake if I had one every time I was tired.

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Nah, it was for two people who are retiring next week. 

 
I'd be 90% cake if I had one every time I was tired.

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Nah, it was for two people who are retiring next week. 
Was it a 're-tired' cake.  You know, the cake you eat after you've woken up and you're 're-tired' and you need more sleep?

 
As a millennial, I was terrified when Vanguard said that I'm slightly off-track.  They needed to reassure me that 'slightly off-track' is extremely good for my age/portfolio, but I still don't believe them.
As an elder millennial, my retirement plan is growing in my backyard.

Only kidding, nothing out there but the entirely wrong kinds of weeds: goatheads, stupid blackberry bushes (die!), and thistle.

 
As an elder millennial, my retirement plan is growing in my backyard.

Only kidding, nothing out there but the entirely wrong kinds of weeds: goatheads, stupid blackberry bushes (die!), and thistle.
Are the blackberries good?

 
As a millenial, I don't know what my next financial goal is. I may be having a quarter-life/mid-life crisis. 

 
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