April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[RBHeadge PE]

IS VACUUMING A SPOILER?  I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET.  Now I'm assuming there will be an aggressive vacuuming montage set to "Poison" by Britney Spears.

🤐

okay, so not doing the google thanos thing.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

its safe

 

[JayKay PE]

One of the things I like about my job is not having to fill out my timesheet based on project codes - unless I'm working an emergency.

RG-9 and done. It's all prepopulated too.

That sounds like pure joy.  Not going to lie, I am thinking of applying for some government jobs...but I don't think my enviro work/consulting work really makes me a good candidate since I don't have that much 'design' work under my belt.  Mostly project management, interpreting data, and report writing.

 

[JayKay PE]

Safe as a black sheriff trying to prevent a railroad being protected by the KKK from destroying his town.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

YOU'D NEVER KILL ME.  I AM INVINCIBLE.  I HAVE A COROLLA AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO WRECK IT.

Oh one last thing, can you please translate this for me, I don't know Czech very well " Hodně štěstí "

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Yeah, fucking EPA.  Better make sure they're not dumping dust people into my waterways.  Rude.

I'm not the EPA.

 

[JayKay PE]

Oh one last thing, can you please translate this for me, I don't know Czech very well " Hodně štěstí "

Edit - In case you think I'm joking, I literally means "good luck".  Usually sung as a variation of the 'happy birthday' song, only it's good luck and health.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Or the frickin’ FCC.

Oi don't get me started. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go reject yet another spam call to my cell phone.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Aw man.  I hope you're getting that sweet sweet 2019 rate of $0.585/mile.

Yeah, first five rounds are on @vhab49_PE.

175 bucks is still 175 bucks

 

[Kevo_303 P.E.]

Friday Spam

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

There’s too much

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Not going to lie, I am thinking of applying for some government jobs...but I don't think my enviro work/consulting work really makes me a good candidate since I don't have that much 'design' work under my belt.  Mostly project management, interpreting data, and report writing.

I'm not sure what you think government work is? But most govt engineers I've worked with a basically managers of some kind or another (project, program, engineering, oversight). Most of the "actual work" (i.e. working level engineering stuff) is done by contractors. Basically lots of what you said you have experience in.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Edit - In case you think I'm joking, I literally means "good luck".  Usually sung as a variation of the 'happy birthday' song, only it's good luck and health.

I didn't think you were joking at first.

I thought you actually got my reference and we're playing along. It's from the movie Taken.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Safe as a black sheriff trying to prevent a railroad being protected by the KKK from destroying his town.

That guy had serious plot armor though.

 

[JayKay PE]

That guy had serious plot armor though.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I thought you actually got my reference and we're playing along. It's from the movie Taken.

Oops, I just rewatched that scene. I bungled it the language was Albania not Czech. Ah well, the joke was still there.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Oops, I just rewatched that scene. I bungled it the language was Albania not Czech. Ah well, the joke was still there.

Next time, “Czech” yourself before you wreck yourself.

 

[akwooly]

Next time, “Czech” yourself before you wreck yourself.

boom.  nice

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Didn't you use that one yesterday?

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Didn't you use that one yesterday?

Yes, but it fit so well it had to be thrown out there again.