April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Almost everyone spamming is already a PE. This ain't no charity. Ok, yes it is.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Are you sure that's the right direction? 

he's trying to give me a chance to build up more of a lead via results before cruising past in July.

 

[Booo]

Is it actually safe to do? If I do it and get spoiled:

its safe

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

he's trying to give me a chance to build up more of a lead via results before cruising past in July.

Or maybe i’m just lurking.

 

[JayKay PE]

Almost everyone spamming is already a PE. This ain't no charity. Ok, yes it is.

 

[JayKay PE]

Is it actually safe to do? If I do it and get spoiled:

YOU'D NEVER KILL ME.  I AM INVINCIBLE.  I HAVE A COROLLA AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO WRECK IT.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I did, but it didn't go back to the original number.  Which means some people got vacuumed by the other half.  I'm thinking vindictive vacuuming by angry ex-lovers.

aaahhhhh  .. no spoilers

BTW, mine did go back to the original number.

Okay, this is starting to feel a little spoilery.

Time to get my three-letter-agency on

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Hey guys, it's Friday, and you know what that means!

JK frantically trying to remember what happened earlier in the week so the timesheet can be filled in!

Stay tuned for: "Things will be different next week, I'll fill out my timesheet every night" soon to be followed by "That was a half hour?  No.  I'm bumping that to .75-hours at least."

One of the things I like about my job is not having to fill out my timesheet based on project codes - unless I'm working an emergency.

RG-9 and done. It's all prepopulated too.

 

[JayKay PE]

Okay, this is starting to feel a little spoilery.

Time to get my three-letter-agency on

Yeah, fucking EPA.  Better make sure they're not dumping dust people into my waterways.  Rude.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Hey guys, it's Friday, and you know what that means!

JK frantically trying to remember what happened earlier in the week so the timesheet can be filled in!

Stay tuned for: "Things will be different next week, I'll fill out my timesheet every night" soon to be followed by "That was a half hour?  No.  I'm bumping that to .75-hours at least."

Thanks for reminding me... I need to do my time sheet.. and my expense report... 300 miles in my POV for the win!

 

[RBHeadge PE]

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There's something meta, or fourth wall breaking about this strip

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Yeah, fucking EPA.  Better make sure they're not dumping dust people into my waterways.  Rude.

Or the frickin’ FCC.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

IS VACUUMING A SPOILER?  I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET.  Now I'm assuming there will be an aggressive vacuuming montage set to "Poison" by Britney Spears.

Not familiar with that one, do I need to see the song or watch the video?

 

[JayKay PE]

Thanks for reminding me... I need to do my time sheet.. and my expense report... 300 miles in my POV for the win!

Aw man.  I hope you're getting that sweet sweet 2019 rate of $0.585/mile.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Aw man.  I hope you're getting that sweet sweet 2019 rate of $0.585/mile.

Yeah, first five rounds are on @vhab49_PE.

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Aw man.  I hope you're getting that sweet sweet 2019 rate of $0.585/mile.

Hmmm... should be... lets fill it out quick and find out....

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

So long, and thanks for all the SPAM.

 

[JayKay PE]

Not familiar with that one, do I need to see the song or watch the video?

You should watch this one.  Not Poison, forgot it was Toxic by Britney (they both kill you, so ugh).  Not aggressive vacuuming, but still works surprisingly well.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

I know nothing about it, since I don't really follow football, but I was BWW last night and I guess the Giants screwed the pooch?

Speaking as a life long loyal eagles fan, I loved the NYG draft last night.

#longlivedavegettleman

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

Yeah, first five rounds are on @vhab49_PE.

But has to be local....