April 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[preeb]

Beep boop. I am a mechanical. We are always in mech suits.

 

[Master slacker]

sfdgbsfdhfjghd

 

[JayKay PE]

It's the 10th.  Just a reminder to submit all your monthly progress reports!

 

[preeb]

Spam is a Hawaiian delicacy. 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

We electrical engineers are usually naked because wearing electricity hertz too much

 

[preeb]

+1 to the spam thread

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

This is like the ball pit of forum games

 

[RBHeadge PE]

only page 10? Better step up

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

This is like the ball pit of forum games

Unsanitary, yet so much fun

 

[preeb]

So that's why there's that funky smell...

 

[JayKay PE]

I hate trying to make myself sound good.  Like, I do not toot my own horn and stay in my own lane.

I just wanna sit at my desk and take care of my plants, not talk to clients.  Is that too much to ask?

 

[Booo]

this could work out if the plants were your clients.

 

[JayKay PE]

DAMNIT.  THAT'S GENIUS.  Except, then I would be killing my clients.  Which is not a sustainable business model.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Wearing your clients doesn’t look too good either...

 

[Booo]

Neither does eating.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Yeah, we should stop doing that

 

[Booo]

soon brother soon.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

...stop it you are doing me a frighten

 

[JayKay PE]

My mom is part of a conspiracy group that is rallying against the most nefarious government body that has been hiding secrets: the USGS.

I am very confused on how she gets into these situations.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

YEET