April 2018 15K SPAM thread

[vee043324]

who else has zero windows by their desk? #jailcell #cubes

 

[NJmike PE]

I have a window, 4' above my desk, 4 walls and no door. As close to an office as I'll get for now.

 

[Ble_PE]

I have a window, 4' above my desk, 4 walls and no door. As close to an office as I'll get for now.

So do you climb into the window to get to your desk?

 

[txjennah PE]

Not firing on all cylinders today.  Still feels like a Monday.  Good morning everyone!

 

[NJmike PE]

So do you climb into the window to get to your desk?

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

who else has zero windows by their desk? #jailcell #cubes

Not me, I have a teeeny tiny section of a cubicle. These used to be quad cubicles, but we've run out of space so they changed the partitions and now they're quintuples.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Also, good morning all.

 

[Master slacker]

asdf sdf

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

asdf sdf

Keeping true to your name.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Steel Reserve is not appropriate for mimosas.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Probably.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Sushi(t) Watch - Day ((last time I checked) +1D)):  Still there

Ew.

 

[vee043324]

Not me, I have a teeeny tiny section of a cubicle. These used to be quad cubicles, but we've run out of space so they changed the partitions and now they're quintuples.

I have a big mural of a green leafy plant on one of my jailcell cube walls to keep me less depressed cheery. it helps. 

 

[SacMe24]

who else has zero windows by their desk? #jailcell #cubes

Me.... in my 21-year career the closest I've been to a "window-seat" was about 10 ft....

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I have a big mural of a green leafy plant on one of my jailcell cube walls to keep me less depressed cheery. it helps. 

This. I have a teeny, baby chili pepper plant I'm trying to grow. He chills on top of the partition soaking in the fluorescent light.

 

[txjennah PE]

Me.... in my 21-year career the closest I've been to a "window-seat" was about 10 ft....

Haha been here for 10 years in my cube and I can see a window inside someone else's office.  We have lots of empty offices with no one in them.  There are people in cubes who are more deserving of an office than I am, so I don't expect to get one anytime soon.

 

[vee043324]

@squaretaper that reminds me: DOES ANYONE KNOW OF ANY PLANT THAT CAN SURVIVE WITH JUST ABOUT ZERO SUNLIGHT? I can move it to a window on the weekends when I'm out of the office. HELP. 

 

[vee043324]

Haha been here for 10 years in my cube and I can see a window inside someone else's office.  We have lots of empty offices with no one in them.  There are people in cubes who are more deserving of an office than I am, so I don't expect to get one anytime soon.

you are very deserving of an office with a window!

 

[SacMe24]

Haha been here for 10 years in my cube and I can see a window inside someone else's office.  We have lots of empty offices with no one in them.  There are people in cubes who are more deserving of an office than I am, so I don't expect to get one anytime soon.

I'm telling you... this is fudgery.... FUDGERY   I say... maybe when I get my license I'll get a window seat 

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

@squaretaper that reminds me: DOES ANYONE KNOW OF ANY PLANT THAT CAN SURVIVE WITH JUST ABOUT ZERO SUNLIGHT? I can move it to a window on the weekends when I'm out of the office. HELP. 

Get an air plant. You literally don't need to water it.