April 2016 Spamfest Thread

[akwooly]

Good question - purple?

oh man, if it's purple i am not sure I can answer.

edit:  get to the Toppaaa!

 

[Haritha]

Deja Vu nightmare for you matt:

For a discharge of 1.0 CFS, compute the head loss in a 1,500 foot, 6 inch diameter pipe. 

Hazen-Williams Constant is 0.00085, water temperature is 60^ F.

Answer due within 24 hours. 

Some thing strange - Hazen-Williams is too low to be practical for pressure flow? or i am missing some thing...

 

[akwooly]

Some thing strange - Hazen-Williams is too low to be practical for pressure flow? or i am missing some thing...

it's because the pipe is purple.

 

[Haritha]

it's because the pipe is purple.

Recycled water pipe from ancient times...very ancient

 

[Baconator]

Scratch brain?

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he was talking about n*ts

 

[scatsob]

Oh god. We have a nightmare purple pipe project here in the pre award stage. It's one of those design builds with a one sentence scope that reads "connect all this **** up"

 

[akwooly]

The best scope is a vague scope.

 

[ptatohed]

Some thing strange - Hazen-Williams is too low to be practical for pressure flow? or i am missing some thing...

Nope, 0.00085 is right in there with a typical H-W design value for cast iron pipe. 

 

[Haritha]

42 minutes ago, Haritha said: Some thing strange - Hazen-Williams is too low to be practical for pressure flow? or i am missing some thing...

 Nope, 0.00085 is right in there with a typical H-W design value for cast iron pipe. 

Got that - epsilon value - roughness in feet...not so ancient and possibly not purple

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[Dleg]

I am now a certified sanitary surveyor. 

Point me at something, and I can tell you whether it's sanitary or not.

After a full file review at the State, and a multi-hour inspection where I also go through all your files.

 

[akwooly]

Is the poop clean?

 

[P-E]

got an 11.7% going, yum

 

[Dleg]

Is the poop clean?

Poop is unsanitary.

That'll be $2,000 please.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

people that tell me they are constipated and I tell them they are full of crap............

 

[P-E]

Poop is unsanitary.

That'll be $2,000 please.

shitonya, shitonya, shitonya,

in Russian it means I adore ya,

If I had my way I'd shitonya all day

shitonya, shitonya, shitonya

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

laughter is the best medicine.......unless you have diarrhea.....

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

you never really appreciate what you have till it's gone..........for example.......toilet paper in a public stall

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

if a king farts is it a noble gas?

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

parents will understand this equation: child needing to poop * distance from toilet= higher need to poop

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

end of poop jokes spam