April 2016 Spamfest Thread

[P-E]

Oh boy, I could hit that after dropping the kid back to college?  When is it?

July 8, 9 10

Kegs tapped at 2p on 8th.  Midnight "run/ugh" that night...

 

[Haritha]

Its Tuesday and feels like Thursday already

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[akwooly]

I'm hungry.

 

[Haritha]

Dinner time

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[einatlanta PhD PE]

can it be the traditional annual hookers and blow party? The only snow allowed is in the ice chests and the mirrors on the tables (as long as the boat is not going too fast).

 

[thekzieg]

Is it Friday? It should be Friday. 

 

[P-E]

and bacon

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

is it friday?  must have had too much 'snow' last night.....

 

[knight1fox3]

Is it Friday? It should be Friday. 

This.

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Mitch Hedberg spam:

My fake plant died because I did not pretend to water them

 

[TWJ PE]

Intermission spam.

 

[SE_FL]

So this happened in my town today. 8.5" of record rainfall with more on the way. Mechanics are fairly busy. Once it dries out the civil engineers and contractors will be busy.

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

Say what?!

 

[Haritha]

So this happened in my town today. 8.5" of record rainfall with more on the way. Mechanics are fairly busy. Once it dries out the civil engineers and contractors will be busy./monthly_2016_05/image.thumb.png.2a2ec7a680490b2228190710735e3444.png

Wow that's a lot of rain...

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[SE_FL]

But to be fair, the records only go back to 1942. I guess before then nobody really cared how much it actually rained. It's only surprising because it's not associated with a named tropical storm.

 

[Haritha]

Trying to make a paper air plane - gliding dart

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[P-E]

unknown spam:

I always love to see the reaction to the marathon runners who grab my cup of vodka.

i've handed them beer before

 

[einatlanta PhD PE]

Demitri Martin spam:

The worst time to have a heartattack is during a game of charades.

 

[Haritha]

That is ironically hilarious

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[einatlanta PhD PE]

Tommy Cooper spam:

I am on a whiskey diet. It seems to be working since I lost three days already.