April 2016 Spamfest Thread

[akwooly]

80f on Saturday and today we had snow flurries.

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

From the desk of: Mr. Cater McCarthy.

Head of Remittance Department Bank of Africa.

Dear Beneficiary.

We have this day, received a payment credit instruction from the United Nations and World bank representative office in Switzerland to credit your account with your compensation funds allocated in your name to the tune of Two Million United States Dollars from their reserve joint accounts of World Bank/United Nations with us here.

We are told that you are one of the listed citizen that fall into the victim of scam by Africans some time ago and have to accept this amount as your full compensation from the World Bank /United Nations as you have been approved to claim this if you can accept it under minding any amount you might spend with them.

However, you shall required to re-confirm the following details as specified below to effect the wire transfer

aforementioned above to your designated account details:

{1}. Your Full Name:

{2}. *** and Age:

{3}. Your Home Address And City/Country:

{4). Your Confidential Cell Phone and Fax:

{5}. Your Bank name:

{6). Your Bank Address:

{7}. Your A/c Numbers:

{8}. Your Beneficiary Names:

{9}. Your Swift Code: N/A:

{10}. Your Routing Numbers:

With this requested information, this bank shall commence with the transfer in your favour and also have it in mind that your information is highly protected by this great bank. Please do provide the above information accurately, because this office cannot afford to be held liable for any wrong transfer of funds or liability of funds credited into a ghost account.

Thanks for your co-operation while looking forward to serving you with the best of our service.

Thanks for your co-operation.

Best Regards,

Mr. Cater McCarthy.

________________________________________________________________

Sent via the WebMail system at gcronline.com

 

[akwooly]

DO IT! $2million woooo!

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

That's sounds like a good deal!!

 

[akwooly]

you can buy me a boat.

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

I am going to donate it to EB.

 

[Dleg]

80f on Saturday and today we had snow flurries.

Did it snow?  I've been stuck in my windowless office all day.  

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Maybe a small cheep boat??

less than 50k

 

[P-E]

An EB party boat.  Sail it up and down the east coast and pick us up.  I'll bring the beer.

 

[Dleg]

Does a cheep boat belong to a bird?

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

What about strippers??

 

[Dleg]

I'll take one.

 

[P-E]

^that goes without saying

 

[Dleg]

I like strippers.  They've got the right attitude.

 

[SE_FL]

From the desk of: Mr. Cater McCarthy.

Head of Remittance Department Bank of Africa.

Dear Beneficiary.

We have this day, received a payment credit instruction from the United Nations and World bank representative office in Switzerland to credit your account with your compensation funds allocated in your name to the tune of Two Million United States Dollars from their reserve joint accounts of World Bank/United Nations with us here.

https://embed-ssl.ted.com/talks/james_veitch_this_is_what_happens_when_you_reply_to_spam_email.html

 I watched this Ted talk a few months ago. It's surprisingly enjoyable watching someone screw with the scammers.

 

[scatsob]

Just make sure it's not the C squad.

 

[P-E]

@Dleg you'd like the Burlington H3 summer weekend.  Lots of naked.  Rego is open.

 

[Dleg]

Oh boy, I could hit that after dropping the kid back to college?  When is it?

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

Stripper cruise lines

 

[akwooly]

31 minutes ago, akwooly said: 80f on Saturday and today we had snow flurries.

Did it snow?  I've been stuck in my windowless office all day.  

I saw a few flakes mid morning.