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[maryannette]

Capt, I hope you know nobody is reading that stuff.

 

[EM_PS]

Capt, you been hittin the meth house again? Nobody can type that fast...

 

[Ble_PE]

Jingle Bells

Batman Smells, Robin laid an egg

Batmobile lost a wheel

and the Joker got away, HEY!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Capt, I hope you know nobody is reading that stuff.

Oh, i know.

but still....

I hear Mariachi static on my radio

And the tubes they glow in the dark

BUT YOU'RE THERE in Ensenada

And I'm STUCK here in Echo Park

Carmelita hold me tighter

I think I'm sinking down

And I'm all strung out on heroin

On the outskirts of town

Well, I'm sittin' here playing solitaire

With my pearl-handled deck

The county won't give me no more methadone

And they cut off the old welfare check

Carmelita hold me tighter

I think I'm sinking down

And I'm all strung out on heroin

On the outskirts of town

Every time I hear the sirens wail

you know I almost have the heart attack

and her b-big samoan boyfriend says he's gonna

come and break my back

Carmelita hold me tighter

I think I'm sinking down

And I'm all strung out on heroin

On the outskirts of town

Well, I pawned my Smith-Corona

And I went to meet my man

He hangs out down on Alvarado Street

By the Pioneer chicken stand

Carmelita hold me tighter

I think I'm sinking down

And I'm all strung out on heroin

On the outskirts of town

Carmelita hold me tighter

I think I'm sinking down

And I'm all strung out on heroin

 

[Chucktown PE]

yes

which one?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Capt, you been hittin the meth house again? Nobody can type that fast...

I'm a typin' mofo, yo.

 

[EM_PS]

the red one :dunno: ?

 

[Ble_PE]

Man, it's quiet in the office!

 

[Chucktown PE]

Capt, you been hittin the meth house again? Nobody can type that fast...

I'm a typin' mofo, yo.

I have an idea that it has something to do with Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V.

 

[EM_PS]

Man, it's quiet in the office!

thats cuz you're the only scumass there

(i kid cuz i care)

 

[Ble_PE]

^Not for long!!!

 

[Fluvial]

after eating a Chinese seafood buffet you may not make it to the toilet.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

Capt, you been hittin the meth house again? Nobody can type that fast...

I'm a typin' mofo, yo.

I have an idea that it has something to do with Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V.

Nah, drag and drop, cut and paste, helter skelter....

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide

Where I stop and I turn and then I go for a ride

'Til I get to the bottom and I see you again, yeh, yeh yeh

Do you, don't you want me to love you

I'm coming down fast, but I'm miles above you

Tell me, tell me tell me, c'mon tell me the answer

Well you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

Now Helter Skelter, Helter Skelter, Helter Skelter, yeah ...

a-Will you, won't you want me to make you

I'm coming down fast, but don't let me break you

Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer

You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer.

Look out!

Helter Skelter, Helter Skelter, Helter Skelter, oooh...

Look out, 'cause here she come ...

When I get to the bottom I go back to the top of the slide

And I stop and I turn and then I go for a ride

And I get to the bottom and I see you again, yeh, yeh yeh

Well do you, don't you want me to make you

I'm coming down fast, but don't let me break you

Tell me, tell me, tell me your answer

You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer

Look out!

helter skelter, helter skelter, helter skelter

Look out! Helter Skelter ... she coming down fast

yes she is

yes she is

coming down fast

oh now helter skelter ... woo hooo

(yelled)

I got blisters on my fingers!

 

[Ble_PE]

^You found Chuck's tighty whities!!

 

[EM_PS]

Me 2, i gotta go on my B double E double R UN here - course when i leave, its just my house (not an office)

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I went home with the waitress

The way I always do

How was I to know

She was with the

Russians, too?

I was gambling in Havana

I took a little risk

Send lawyers, guns and money

Dad, get me out of this, hyeah

I'm the innocent bystander

Somehow I got stuck

Between the rock

and a hard place

And I'm down on my luck

Yes I'm down on my luck

Well I'm down on my luck

I'm hiding in Honduras

I'm a desperate man

Send lawyers, guns and money

The shit has hit the fan

All right

Send lawyers, guns and money

Huh!

Uh...

Send lawyers, guns and money

Uhh!

Send lawyers, guns and money

Hyah!

Send lawyers, guns and money

Ooh!

Yeah!

Yeah

Yeah...

Uh!

 

[EM_PS]

ya hoooooo, werewolves of London

All Summer Long

 

[Ble_PE]

Man, these pages are getting long with Capt's posts!

 

[Capt Worley PE]

If I leave here tomorrow

Would you still remember me

For I must be traveling on now

'Cause there's too many places I've got to see

But if I stayed here with you,GIRL

Things just couldn't be the same

'Cause I'm as free as a bird now

And this bird you cannot change

Ohohohohohhhhh

And the bird you cannot change

And this bird you cannot change

Lord knows I can’t change

Bye bye, baby, it's been a sweet love, yeah, yeah

Though this feeling I can't change

But please don't take it so badly

'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame

But if I stay here with you, GIRL

Things just couldn't be the same

Cause I'm as free as a bird now

And this bird you never change

Ohohohohohhhhh

And the bird you cannot change

And this bird you cannot change

Lord knows I can't change

Lord help me I can't change

Lord I can't change,

Won't you fly high, Free Bird, yeah

 

[Ble_PE]

Posting again so Capt can post another song.