5 k thread fall 09 results version

[Chucktown PE]

uke:

Does a single emoticon count as a post?

 

[cement]

three keystrokes reqd

 

[Fluvial]

what if you type them out though?

example: : band :

without spaces :band:

(I'm just being contrary yanno)

 

[cement]

:^)

 

[Fluvial]

Ha! I see what you did there.

 

[Chucktown PE]

what about some disgusting *** picture of a fat dude in a bikini?

 

[Fluvial]

what about some disgusting *** picture of a fat dude in a bikini?

I wonder if that photo was taken before or after the boss used the lubricant ....

 

[Vishal]

. . .

 

[Fluvial]

Okay I have a joke for you guys.

I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.

 

[FLBuff PE]

What do we have here?

 

[cement]

lotta nuthin

 

[Fluvial]

They have a call center in Pakistan.

 

[Dleg]

Back from some work. Damn I hate it when work gets in the way of a good time.

But I have to get back to it again, so I can be off the rest of the week...

Later!

 

[Fluvial]

I told them I was suicidal.

 

[cement]

and?

 

[Fluvial]

They got all excited and asked me if I could drive a truck ...

 

[Flyer_PE]

Since nobody else has posted this in this thread yet:

 

[cement]

if you put that stuff in your hair you can skip showers, right?

and no need for a hard hat!

 

[maryannette]

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ...

(I can't believe I started this.)

 

[FLBuff PE]

a partridge in a pear tree.

(I'll keep it clean as long as possible)