October 2019 15k SPAM Thread

[txjennah PE]

@txjennah PE do you have your reactions back yet?

I was able to do one.

I'm scared to try more.

 

[SaltySteve PE]

Spam over 20k and there's no end in sight. It's going to be a hard record to beat but if I have to go through this again I'm going to beat it.

 

[Orchid PE]

Ultrasound spam! This one isn't very good. I'm thinking the head to towards the right? I remember my daughter's first ultrasound she looked like a little gummy bear!

 

[Orchid PE]

Spam over 20k and there's no end in sight. It's going to be a hard record to beat but if I have to go through this again I'm going to beat it.

Like someone else mentioned to me before, with most exams going to CBT, there won't be much waiting in the future. Only like 10 business days for spam. Gonna be real hard to get 20k+.

 

[MDeebs PE]

Ultrasound spam! This one isn't very good. I'm thinking the head to towards the right? I remember my daughter's first ultrasound she looked like a little gummy bear!

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I appreciate the "BABY" tag.

 

[MadamPirate PE]

yup that guy.

and someone else was basically like "oh you want someone to do the work for you" and now someone else is stating "smh typical Lib" so yeah, here i am 

AYFKM?

 

[txjennah PE]

Ultrasound spam! This one isn't very good. I'm thinking the head to towards the right? I remember my daughter's first ultrasound she looked like a little gummy bear!

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Awww congratulations!  I'm assuming too early to know whether it's a boy or girl right?

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

AYFKM?

idk what that means

 

[DLD PE]

idk what that means

Are you f****** kidding me?

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

I want to use this gif on two of my coworkers rn

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

Are you f****** kidding me?

thanks

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

AYFKM?

no it's legit, it's in the Oct 2019 sub-forum 

 

[TrussMe.Civil]

An unemployed engineer opens a clinic…

An engineer who was waiting for the PE results for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."

A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.

Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."

Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."

The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.

Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."

Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor 5 $100 bills.

Doctor: "But this is $500..."

Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."

 

[JayKay PE]

Ultrasound spam! This one isn't very good. I'm thinking the head to towards the right? I remember my daughter's first ultrasound she looked like a little gummy bear!

*pic snip*

Are you sure it's not just a large pea in a pod?  Might be scanning your CSA share box!

(I'm just kidding, ultra excited for you!!!!)

 

[MadamPirate PE]

no it's legit, it's in the Oct 2019 sub-forum 

Which is why I'm hanging out here. Sweet baby Bob.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

I asked coworker MK yesterday for an example of what he needed me to do. He gave me an example and explained the classifcations.

He has since explained the classifications twice more to me this morning via email with 5 people copied to make sure I'm doing it right - without even seeing what I had done yet. And the two emails were five minutes apart with me stating in the middle that I followed the examples I was provided. 

I'm about to be like @MadamPirate's coworker and become another SWRQ

 

[DLD PE]

I asked coworker MK yesterday for an example of what he needed me to do. He gave me an example and explained the classifcations.

He has since explained the classifications twice more to me this morning via email with 5 people copied to make sure I'm doing it right - without even seeing what I had done yet. And the two emails were five minutes apart with me stating in the middle that I followed the examples I was provided. 

I'm about to be like @MadamPirate's coworker and become another SWRG 

SWRG?

I help you, you help me lol.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

SWRG?

I help you, you help me lol.

meant to be SWRQ

She Who Rage Quits

(one of MP's coworkers randomly quit like 10 days ago)

 

[MadamPirate PE]

meant to be SWRQ

She Who Rage Quits

(one of MP's coworkers randomly quit like 10 days ago)

Yea, @MEtoEE, I gave her an acronym because it was too much effort to type out when I was super pissed off. 

 

[MadamPirate PE]

I only have harmonics for one solar panel type spam