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she immediately violated her parole, skipped town, and headed south toward Fort Hancock, TX. 

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No one knew where she was until she showed up on LivePD.

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She was being detained for making moonshine but managed to escape.

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She was last seen hitchhiking to FL without any pants on. 

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And I went to pick her up, in the rain.

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But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck

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It exploded, but I managed to escape the flames

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And that wasn’t even the worst part of my day.

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I just found out that my sister is pregnant. I'm not ready to be a father.

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I'm already paying three women child support, and the rest of my budget goes to

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hookers and lots of them. If only I could 

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But it was fun to start all those fires in the cafeteria though. The best one was when

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I dropped the lit cigarette into the deep fryer. It took months before the complex stopped smelling like

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deep fried fish, which reminded me of mom. By the way, where did that old hag go? That's when I remembered

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that I'll hang around as long as she would let me

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And I never minded standin' in the rain.

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But it was the snow that really got to me. There was this one time when

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skiing across the Yukon when I came across a yurt.  A friend told me about winter camping so I

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Decided to ignore the yurt and pitch a tent. The problem was

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it was cold out and the pitched "tent" was embarrassingly small.  

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My girlfriend at the time gave a sheepish smile and said it was still a good size, but I'm still thinking she meant

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"I'm only with you for your dad's money." Little does she know...

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