Top 1000 Reasons it takes NCEES so long

[DanHalen]

794: Trying to find that sexy tractor.

 

[Starboard]

793: Trying to match Jay's timeline to the cellphone records

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

792: Network is slow due to the constant refreshing from the F5 brigade.

 

[PowerProtectionEngr]

8.13E2 Unfortunate Viagra incident causing the guy who uploads the results to have an extended stay at the hospital.

 

[P-E]

811: need to get the Festivus pole from the basement.

790: the stripper pole in the basement

 

[hdadcd1]

789: waiting for the days close to the weekend. This is to impact someone's weekend plans (hopefully in a positive manner even if their plan is contrary)

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

788: Busy developing their version of the Hulkbuster suit to deal with rabid test takers

 

[DoSomething]

787: Waiting for Washington to shut down the government once again next Thursday.

 

[DoSomething]

786: There's a gridlock at NCEES because they can't agree if it is day 40 or 41 today.

 

[matt267 PE]

785: Need to call in IT to deal with DoS attack on their website not realizing it's an F5 attack.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

784: They're even more sadistic than we realized and simply want to potentially ruin many weekends.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

783: They're actually fairly benevolent and want to potentially make some people's weekend awesome...

NOT

 

[P-E]

782: proctor auditions

 

[treborTAMU]

781: Accidentally answered "no" when wife asked them if they had anything planned this weekend.

 

[PowerProtectionEngr]

I got every single problem incorrect - they are too busy laughing their @sses off!

 

[CO ChE]

812: interviewed for the UFlorida head coaching job but their buyout was still too high.

 

[CO ChE]

812: interviewed for the UFlorida head coaching job but their buyout was still too high.

780.... My bad.

 

[DanHalen]

779: Condom broke

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

778: Need to meet to determine Petroleum PE cut score >>groan<< Looks like no results till mid-Dec

 

[shinirei]

778: Need to meet to determine Petroleum PE cut score >>groan<< Looks like no results till mid-Dec

I just talked to someone at NCEES, the cut score meeting for PE Pet. it for future exams, not this one. Dust that f5 back off!