Top 1000 Reasons it takes NCEES so long

[Ramnares P.E.]

981: NCEES graders were once former college students still reliant on the "Oh **** this formal engineering report is due tomorrow morning" work philosophy.

 

[iwire]

980: data transfer from the computer still using 9600 bauds serial cable

 

[P-E]

979: disgruntled employee tossed a punch card from the middle of the deck.

 

[iwire]

978: Disgruntled employees purposely delayed the exam verification just to get back at the people constantly calling them asking when when when

 

[NJmike PE]

977: Snow. Snow somewhere happened and took out their dial up service

 

[DanHalen]

976: Do mermaids have legs?

 

[NJmike PE]

975: "someone, no names" messed with their system, again.

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[Sapper PE LS]

Sapper did something NCEES didn't like again.

 

[GaryD]

974: Comcast internet outage holding everything up and terrible customer service = internet not getting fixed anytime soon

 

[Road Guy]

973:

 

[blybrook PE]

972: Ferguson riots

 

[snickerd3]

971: NCEES is fresh out of Unicorn farts which powers the scantron machines

 

[Road Guy]

970: Aliens

 

[Road Guy]

969: :Chris:

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

968: Internet Porn

 

[NJmike PE]

967: the user EB NCEES REP is spending too much thyme on EB and not enough helping to grade the exams.

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

966: It's 5 o'clock somewhere.

 

[maryannette]

965: Grand Rapids November Comic Con.

 

[blybrook PE]

964: theres a bacon festival somewhere

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

963: EB NCEES REP lost the 10k spam fest and now has to wait for another attempt at victory.