How to survive a horror movie.

[Wolverine]

Never, EVER "lighten up people". The "funny" guy is always the third one to go.

 

[csb]

Never take a shower alone in a locker room.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^Showering is an activity where it's prudent to use the buddy system.

 

[Ble_PE]

^I'm glad I don't go to the same gym you do.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

It works great when I go to the gym with my wife, less so after taking the dog for a hike.

 

[DVINNY]

never, ever, hang out with the dumb blone girl in the really tight sweater. We all know that she's gonna die.

 

[FLBuff PE]

never, ever, hang out with the dumb blone girl in the really tight sweater. We all know that she's gonna die.

So what you're saying is that I should remove the tight fitting sweater, then everything should be ok, right?

 

[roadwreck]

never, ever, hang out with the dumb blone girl in the really tight sweater. We all know that she's gonna die.

but odds are you'll get to see her naked before she does.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^Yeah, but probably after she's been slashed and had her kidneys extracted.

 

[Ble_PE]

Don't have sex.

 

[ellebee2001]

be the fastest to run away from the scary, freaky monsters

 

[ellebee2001]

always look under the bed...with a flashlight... and a weapon

 

[csb]

Stick with the unfunny people.

 

[MA_PE]

stay with the hot looking tough chick. she'll help you kick the evil-doer's ass and then you'll get some action when the dawn breaks.