How to survive a horror movie.

[envirotex]

I saw today, and I thought it was a timely topic...

My number one rule is NEVER, NEVER go upstairs or downstairs, especially if the power is off.

 

[goodal]

Packing heat would usually do the trick, but usually all they have is a flashlight (which goes along with your first suggestion).

 

[wilheldp_PE]

Never split up to look for anything/anyone.

 

[Slugger926]

Don't hide in a tent.

 

[pbrme]

Always be aware around fake boobs, after watching the top come off stay focused, because you know shit's going down.

 

[roadwreck]

Wait, what? I lost you after boobs.

 

[goodal]

OK, who changed my post and how did you do it? I said packin HEAT.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

OK, who changed my post and how did you do it? I said packin HEAT.

Chalk that one up to the "autocorrect" feature on your iPhone...

 

[roadwreck]

OK, who changed my post and how did you do it? I said packin HEAT.

Chalk that one up to the "autocorrect" feature on your iPhone...

lol, I wondered what that was all about.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Packin' fudge with a flaslight...how charming. Are we talking a little keychain light or one of those big Maglights?

 

[goodal]

I didnt do it on my phone and after I posted I looked and it said just what I meant "heat". Someone changed it and I'm pretty peeved about it. Seriously, who did it?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Seriously, who did it?

The ghost of Steve Jobs. This is a horror movie, isn't it?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

I think if I were a zombie, wereworlf, blood loving space alien, and I saw someone getting a flashlightoscopy, I'd turn tail and head for the next house.

 

[Wolverine]

Never, ever, walk backwards after seeing something scary.

And always carry a Stihl MS290 Farm Boss 20":

 

[civilized_naah]

Never, ever, open a door that's got more than 20,000 lumens shining through the crack above the threshold. Poltergeist, nuclear waste, whatever ... it is just not possible to for it to be a good thing ...

 

[Guest]

Never say ... "I will be right back ...."

JR

 

[pbrme]

oh yeah, and don't fall down evar, and don't stop if someone falls down. Downers are goners.

 

[The Car]

I didnt do it on my phone and after I posted I looked and it said just what I meant "heat". Someone changed it and I'm pretty peeved about it. Seriously, who did it?

LOL! Methinks you doth protest too much.

Udden, udden

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

I didnt do it on my phone and after I posted I looked and it said just what I meant "heat". Someone changed it and I'm pretty peeved about it. Seriously, who did it?

 

[Road Guy]

Lighten up people.....