Condoms

[Dleg]

Yeah, but I heard Phyllis has herpes...

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Your thinking Sith Phyllis.

 

[cement]

Well, I agree that the more phillys in the stable the better ... however, don't take the FIRST philly that comes along. JR

I thought a philly was a cheese steak?

 

[Supe]

Well, kind of, but only if you turn it long-ways. But you've got problems if it comes wit' onions and cheese.

 

[Sschell]

yuk.

 

[Dleg]

... and unlike a hotdog, ketchup is OK. If you've got mustard, you've got problems.

 

[PE-ness]

Tell me about it.

As far as the original question goes, I prefer no condom at all. But being a practical fellow, I realize there are times when using one may prevent greater discomfort down the road.

But I really hate that suffocating feeling of using one....