Condoms

[Parks and Rec]

I have a friend who has recently gone through a separation/divorce, and I need to buy some condoms so he can safely get back on the horse. Seeing that I have not bought condoms in a while, I wanted to see if there was a preferred brand here...

 

[Sschell]

Magnum XL for me...

:true:

 

[Dexman1349]

I am not a good source of info either. I haven't had to purchase them in over 5 years...

 

[Dleg]

Where's the choice for Hefty drawstring? I like mine black.

 

[MA_PE]

I buy the ribbed ones and wear them inside out for my pleasure.

 

[csb]

I like mine black.

Me too!

Wait, what were we talking about?

 

[Master slacker]

I never "preferred" any as they all felt the same to me. Though, once my wife got the feel of it without... well... we haven't used condoms for a looooooooong time.

 

[DVINNY]

DO you REALLY want to know about my condom story?

here's the punchline....... we had kid #3 in February.

(they were Durex, BTW)

 

[squishles10]

DO you REALLY want to know about my condom story?


here's the punchline....... we had kid #3 in February.

(they were Durex, BTW)

dang. ouch. really? didnt change brands after #2???

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

I have a friend who has recently gone through a separation/divorce, and I need to buy some condoms so he can safely get back on the horse. Seeing that I have not bought condoms in a while, I wanted to see if there was a preferred brand here...

Why are you buying condoms for somebody else?

 

[Chucktown PE]

^^ Didn't you read? Parks and Rec's friend needs to get back on the horse. Maybe Parks and Rec is the horse?

:blink:

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

Maybe he should get his 'friend' this?

 

[Master slacker]

^^^ What if he's a righty?

 

[Supe]

Where's the choice for Hefty drawstring? I like mine black.

[SIZE=24pt]HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY[/SIZE]

*wimpy wimpy wimpy*

That aside, what's a condom?

 

[Capt Worley PE]

I buy the ribbed ones and wear them inside out for my pleasure.

That's all the rage in Europe.

Why isn't Saran Wrap on the list?

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

^^^ What if he's a righty?

Well, if he's right handed, it means he should be using his left hand to 'notify the moderator.' So the picture is valid.

 

[MA_PE]

That's all the rage in Europe.
Why isn't Saran Wrap on the list?

That's why I do it that way. Europeans know best. They usually use sheep skin. (or is it just sheep?).

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

(or is it just sheep?).

Montana - where men are men and sheep are scared.

Or at least that's what I've been told.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

^Uh-huh. Sounds like the voice of experience.

 

[frazil]

^^ Didn't you read? Parks and Rec's friend needs to get back on the horse. Maybe Parks and Rec is the horse?
:blink:

:lmao: