nope. you just called RG a ******* and CW got purged from the system. You are in the process of re-establishing yourself.After years of dithering over whether or not I could responsibly wield the power the Three Wolf Moon Shirt passes on to its wearer, I marched down to Kmart and purchased one.
I must say, as I pulled the tee over my head, I could feel it molding itself to my body and interfacing with my nervous system, redirecting the flow of impulses through my neurons. My IQ automatically doubled. Muscle mass increased.
Friends and family have a hard time believing I never had a Three Wolf Moon Shirt before. In fact, all their memories of me, back to infancy, now include me wearing a Three Wolf Moon Shirt. Did the shirt alter time, or memories? Who knows, but I find pre-Three Wolf Moon Shirt Captain Worley become a distant memory.
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