cement
gray haired dude
no, I'm just an idiot. I'm working on my script now:
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Motorist: Is the road closed?
Me, standing behind a huge gate with the flashing lights and sign that says "road closed": Yes, the road's closed.
Motorist: When will it open?
Me: When it is safe to travel.
Motorist: I have snow tires! I'm a local! This is an Audi!!
Me: Go back to Denver sir.
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actually, we volunteer to keep the state patrol available for emergency response and to keep the plow drivers in the trucks.
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Motorist: Is the road closed?
Me, standing behind a huge gate with the flashing lights and sign that says "road closed": Yes, the road's closed.
Motorist: When will it open?
Me: When it is safe to travel.
Motorist: I have snow tires! I'm a local! This is an Audi!!
Me: Go back to Denver sir.
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actually, we volunteer to keep the state patrol available for emergency response and to keep the plow drivers in the trucks.