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[NJmike PE]

whenever i think of NASCAR i think of my whiskey tango neighbor who has a big number 3 on the side of his truck, and they have NASCAR blankets covering their windows in their house. And seriously when we first moved in he had a rat tail.

my husband is in the military, he isn't allowed to have a rat tail

but do you have a #3 on the side of your car?

 

[NJmike PE]

Oh, that's gonna leave a mark!

 

[engineergurl]

I am still waiting form my 1:00 meeting to start

 

[NJmike PE]

Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?

 

[engineergurl]

whenever i think of NASCAR i think of my whiskey tango neighbor who has a big number 3 on the side of his truck, and they have NASCAR blankets covering their windows in their house. And seriously when we first moved in he had a rat tail.

my husband is in the military, he isn't allowed to have a rat tail

but do you have a #3 on the side of your car?

naw. I never was a huge fan of him... I respected the man, but I'm not gonna jump on the bandwagon after he dies

 

[engineergurl]

whenever i think of NASCAR i think of my whiskey tango neighbor who has a big number 3 on the side of his truck, and they have NASCAR blankets covering their windows in their house. And seriously when we first moved in he had a rat tail.

my husband is in the military, he isn't allowed to have a rat tail

but do you have a #3 on the side of your car?

naw. I never was a huge fan of him... I respected the man, but I'm not gonna jump on the bandwagon after he dies

my driver has had like 4 numbers in the last 10 years it would be a waste of paint

 

[NJmike PE]

Housekeeping. You want me to jerk you off?

 

[NJmike PE]

 

[engineergurl]

I actually don't have sweatshirts with his newest number on it yet

 

[engineergurl]

probably pick a hat and t-shirt up but won't bother with the sweatshirt

 

[akwooly]

i wonder if she goes out with one of the yankees?

 

[NJmike PE]

Went a little heavy on the pine tree perfume there, kid?

 

[engineergurl]

You can get a good look at a butchers @$$ by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather take his word for it?

 

[akwooly]

wait, its got to be your bull.

 

[engineergurl]

I'm not sure who that email was to. me or someone else

 

[NJmike PE]

You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.

 

[engineergurl]

You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.

yeah, they're called doctors (and EG)

 

[NJmike PE]

You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.

yeah, they're called doctors (and EG)

that's ok, it took NJM from 1999-2011 to finish my undergrad program

 

[akwooly]

whenever i think of NASCAR i think of my whiskey tango neighbor who has a big number 3 on the side of his truck, and they have NASCAR blankets covering their windows in their house. And seriously when we first moved in he had a rat tail.

my husband is in the military, he isn't allowed to have a rat tail

he was army, got discharged, grew a rat tail, then mullet, got another job, got haircut, got fired, regrew mullet. spent all summer drinking beer on his deck and yelling at his kids. his wife also had a live in boyfriend. I am glad they didn't pay their mortgage and had to move.

 

[NJmike PE]

You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.

yeah, they're called doctors (and EG)

that's ok, it took NJM from 1999-2011 to finish my undergrad program

and this was me upon finishing my final class:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH4xz2j82kg