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It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.

 
Just came back from the bike ride. Still having shifter issues; not as bad as before though... Icy as hell out today!

 
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."

-- Conan the Barbarian

 
maybe I'll make a run towards 13k this evening since I'm not doing anything else productive today

 
Chazz Reinhold: So how's my protégé?
John Beckwith: Jeremy, believe it or not, is getting married!
Chazz Reinhold: What? What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for you and me.
 
Lord Kelvin: What's the point in hiring a corrupt inspector when he can't even abuse the Law properly?

 
Stu: Am I nuts, Edith?
Edith: Are you asking me as a therapist or as a wife?
Stu: Which one is cheaper?

 
The thing that really bothers me, is that people think, Jethro Tull is a person...

 
Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu.
Mary: Really? That's weird.
Harry: Yeah, we called it a ********.

 
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's...it's not that hard. Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well, at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it, until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm...well, why don't you just uh...go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

 
Samir: Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?!! I swear to God, one of these days, I...I...I just kick this piece of **** out the window!
Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed.
[samir grabs the paper out, tearing off the bottom part of it]
Samir: Piece of ****!

 
Lawrence: Hey Peter, man! check out channel nine, check out this chick!
Peter Gibbons: Dammit! Lawrence, can't you just pretend like we can't hear each other through the wall?
Lawrence: Oh, sorry man! Ann over there or somethin'?
Peter Gibbons: No! But, if you wanna to talk to me, just come over.

 
Lawrence: Doesn't that chick look like Anne?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah, a little bit...
Lawrence: Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while. You two still goin' out?
Peter Gibbons: Yeah. I guess...I, I don't know. Sometimes I get the feeling like she's cheating on me.
Lawrence: Yeah, I get that feeling too, man.
Peter Gibbons: What do you mean by that?
Lawrence: I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her like she's the type of chick that just...

 
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