The Engineer's Story thread...

[maryannette]

just a light away from a good time.

 

[Supe]

Sky high, Tom was now worried about...

 

[maryannette]

seeding the area to prevent erosion.

 

[Supe]

Because the last time he forgot to...

 

[maryannette]

turn the SuperAlpha to power-saver.

 

[Supe]

It was THIS close to...

 

[maryannette]

How close was it, really?

 

[Supe]

The only person who knew for sure was...

 

[mudpuppy]

the master of all, Chuck Norris.

 

[Dleg]

Who knocked Tom out cold with a swift round house kick to the jaw.

 

[frazil]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.

 

[Dleg]

And then kicked the living shit out of Tom again.

 

[DVINNY]

Chuck Norris did it by sticking his foot out, and rotating the Earth until his face hit his foot......

 

[Dleg]

Which threw the tides and stormwater runoff out of alignment, which was what really pissed off Tom - his models did not have a "Chuck Norris rotates the Earth out from under the runoff" option.

 

[DVINNY]

Then he realized that water runs AWAY from Chuck Norris. No matter what.

 

[Dleg]

And he began to dream "I wish I could find a way to get chuck Norris to..."

 

[mudpuppy]

lay me down in his . . .

 

[Dleg]

stanky old El Camino and ...

 

[DVINNY]

make my storm water drain... baby.. make it drain....

 

[mudpuppy]

"Oh Chucky, you great big. . . "