The Corporate BS Thread..

[Supe]

My boss had to report a guy the other day for frying bacon in an electric skillet in his cube.

 

[Road Guy]

nice!

 

[P-E]

My boss had to report a guy the other day for frying bacon in an electric skillet in his cube.

I guess there is no hiding that.   Sounds way better than the microwave broccoli smell this one guy likes to emit throughout the office.   A few years ago they took away all of the toaster ovens and toasters in the kitchenettes which I really miss.

 

[Violator]

We added coffee back but you have to be on an approved list to make the coffee, you can guess this isn't working out well.

 

[Dothracki PE]

My office has signs over all coffee makers stating they are not to be used. These have been turned off since the shutdown in March.

Also we can only use the refrigerators with gloves.

 

[Dleg]

What's an office?