The be glad your not taking the exam thread

[NJmike PE]

I didn't know that I couldn't have my cell phone with me. Besides, it's my back up calculator.

 

[engineergurl]

Arrrrgh it's even hotter in here now than it was in the morning... I am so glad I changed into my shorts

 

[NJmike PE]

damn. now her @$$ is hanging out of her shorts too

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Getting ready to go take my exam. Only have 2 hours and 26 minutes till my report time. Why the hell did I opt to wait in the lobby all day? I probably could just now be leaving my house and would still have plenty of time.

 

[engineergurl]

oh look, the guy in front of me changed his pants too!

 

[NJmike PE]

so the guy next to me changed, but he still smells like port a john

 

[matt267 PE]

Who's that guy waiting in the hall?

 

[csb]

So I was eating lunch in my car and this dude was peaking in my window:

 

[matt267 PE]

Psst, what time is it?

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Dammit, since I've been sitting here all day since 7:15 this morning in the hall waiting for my 3:30 exam, and on my phone the whole time, the battery is at 2% and now I don't know what I'll do for a calculator during the exam.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Anyone else stuck on question #5? I have about 15 minutes to figure it out and answer the next 35 questions before the lunch break...

 

[matt267 PE]

Damn I'm hungry. I wish I packed a lunch.

 

[Sapper PE LS]

Me: "No, mr. security man, I do not have a buddy inside the exam transmitting information to me. That is not why I've been sitting out here all day on my phone. I promise you I don't know anybody in that exam.... I swear."

My good friend Bob: "Hey, Sapper! Great to see you buddy! You ready for that surveying exam this afternoon? What? Why you telling me to shush. Oh, man, I think I bombed it, but you already knew that, I told you that earlier."

Security man: "Sir, I'm afraid you'll have to come with me."

Me: "No, okay, I meant I knew nobody except Bob. I forgot he was in there... No he didn't tell me he was doing badly while he was taking the exam, he meant he told me at lunch, when we saw each other at the bar... er I mean, restaurant.

Security man: "Sir, I'll need you to follow me, or else I'll have to get the police involved."

Me: "NO!!!! I can't leave this spot. I have to be ready for the moment they open the door for me to go in to my test! Please don't make me follow you."

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

There's a bunch of yelling in the hallway. Don't they know there is an exam going on?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

And now suddenly I'm not getting any answers back to my texts. How the hell am I supposed to pass if my buddy isn't helping me?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Security guard: Can we speak outside for a minute?

Me: No, I'm in the middle of an exam and there are only 5 minutes left for me to fill in the last 20 answers.

 

[matt267 PE]

Is it too late to change my depth exam topic?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

What do you mean I have to turn off my cell phone? I'm using it as my calculator. I'm fairly certain I saw Samsung Galaxy on the approved calculator list.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Don't worry, I'm not taking pictures. Well, except for the selfie with the proctor about 10 minutes ago. And a pic of the near-nekked chick a couple rows over. I mean, who wouldn't want to see that. I had to post that to twitter immediately. And facebook. And instagram. And reddit.

Does that time spent posting the pictures online count against my 4 hours?

 

[engineergurl]

I think my brain fried with this heat, I wonder if I can pass with what I've done so far...