Stabbings blamed on Flatulence

Capt Worley PE · Jan 19, 2011

A witness, Donal Phillips of Bristol, said he and Higgins hung out in the afternoon and went to the home of Justin Rodrigue at 5:30 p.m. for the party. Rodrigue lives at 126 High St.
Phillips said Higgins “got very drunk” at Rodrigue’s home and was flatulent “throughout the evening.” A female friend got in an argument with Higgins over the flatulence and slapped his face.

The young woman confirmed that Higgins had been passing gas and that “everyone was upset” about it. She said she slapped Higgins because he “singled her out and called her a tramp,” according to the case report.

Phillips said that after being slapped Higgins got very upset, smashed a beer bottle and stormed out of the house. About 45 minutes later Sandra Ranger “busted” through the back door and said, “Oh my God. I got stabbed. Call 911.”

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snickerd3 · Jan 19, 2011

wow :blink:

RIP - VTEnviro · Jan 19, 2011

My wife still regrets the day her parents told me it was ok to toot in front of them in the car. I think they do too.

But I've never stabbed anyone over it.

MA_PE · Jan 19, 2011

I can't say I have such a conversation with my in-laws. I still use the one cheek sneak method as necessary and blame it on the dog.

kevo_55 · Jan 19, 2011

In my days of eating too much meat, one of my farts not only woke my wife up at 2 am it also got her out of bed for a few hours.

She said, "oh my god" and got up.

To this day, we still laugh about it.

RIP - VTEnviro · Jan 19, 2011

I had a big bowl of leftover squash stew a few years back shortly before embarking on a 3 hour car trip. The result almost ended my marriage before it started.