So, they dropped the bomb on us last week...

[jmbeck]

In a dark humor sort of way, it is funny.
I guess it does give the old salary history a bump .

Nobody else seems to be taking all this as well as I am. That or maybe my jokes aren't that funny.

Someone asked me what my plan was, and I told them Plan A was to find something local, Plan 2 is to find something in Mobile, and Plan C is to show up with 5 gallons of diesel and a blow torch. That never gets any laughs.

 

[Supe]

In a dark humor sort of way, it is funny.
I guess it does give the old salary history a bump .

Nobody else seems to be taking all this as well as I am. That or maybe my jokes aren't that funny.

Someone asked me what my plan was, and I told them Plan A was to find something local, Plan 2 is to find something in Mobile, and Plan C is to show up with 5 gallons of diesel and a blow torch. That never gets any laughs.

Just tell them that they took your stapler.

 

[Capt Worley PE]

In a dark humor sort of way, it is funny.
I guess it does give the old salary history a bump .

Nobody else seems to be taking all this as well as I am. That or maybe my jokes aren't that funny.

Someone asked me what my plan was, and I told them Plan A was to find something local, Plan 2 is to find something in Mobile, and Plan C is to show up with 5 gallons of diesel and a blow torch. That never gets any laughs.

Not to encourage you or anything, but just FYI, diesel can be traced to a certain station...butane can't.

So said my IC engines instructor who refused to explain how he knew this.

 

[FLBuff PE]

Jet fuel burns faster and hotter anyway. Just sayin'.

 

[Santiagj]

But its also explosive. Remember, safety first.

 

[FLBuff PE]

But its also explosive. Remember, safety first.

Good thing they gave him a raise before firing him, then.

 

[cement]

have you talked to your clients?