Random Topics 3.1

[Supe]

Certainly wasn't expecting THIS feedback when looking for a pair of universal steering rack boots on eBay...

 

[Master slacker]

well... did you "buy it now"?

 

[Supe]

well... did you "buy it now"?

The tie rod boots, yes.  The pump, no, because nothing is worse than an ill-fitting pubic area on your sucker cup.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

because nothing is worse than an ill-fitting pubic area on your sucker cup.

And you know this...how?

 

[Supe]

And you know this...how?

Because p***p wouldn't have left a negative review if it weren't true.

 

[Road Guy]

What kind of breast pump goes on the pubic area?

 

[Booo]

What kind of breast pump goes on the pubic area?

Probably a re-purposed one.

 

[LyceeFruit PE]

My office is doing a network upgrade tonight. Usually they do them on the weekends or overnight. But this one starts at 4pm. Half of my office works til 5pm (I leave at 4 so its not like I get anything good from this)

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

My office is doing a network upgrade tonight. Usually they do them on the weekends or overnight. But this one starts at 4pm. Half of my office works til 5pm (I leave at 4 so its not like I get anything good from this)

“Dude, wait until the weekend!”

”No! We need 1GB streaming of the NFL, NOW!”

 

[Road Guy]

 

[Road Guy]

I’m gonna make me some of these signs for when I get to the interstate off ramp! Genius!

 

[Supe]

See, I can't help it.

 

[Supe]

It's crazy to me that people trust autonomous cars, when at the same time I have to stick half my body and do a dance under the touchless faucet in the men's room just to make water come out.

 

[snickerd3]

It's crazy to me that people trust autonomous cars, when at the same time I have to stick half my body and do a dance under the touchless faucet in the men's room just to make water come out.

i can't get those touchless faucets to work either.

 

[leggo PE]

I have problems with those faucets too.

 

[blybrook PE]

Health safety has gone TOO FAR with those faucets. How is it hygienic when you've gotta beat on them to get them working in the middle of washing your hands.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Health safety has gone TOO FAR with those faucets. How is it hygienic when you've gotta beat on them to get them working in the middle of washing your hands.

Or how good for mental health. Solves germs, wrec’s mind.

 

[aog]

It's crazy to me that people trust autonomous cars, when at the same time I have to stick half my body and do a dance under the touchless faucet in the men's room just to make water come out.

Even worse is when you can't get the paper towels to come out afterward.  (First World Problems)

 

[blybrook PE]

Even worse is when you can't get the paper towels to come out afterward.  (First World Problems)

Only to realize it isn't an automated dispenser, you've gotta pull out the towels manually 

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Whew, finally out of detainment. Never storming Area 51 again.

Anyone else from here show up at the event?