Post stuff here you want to post on FB but are afraid to..

[Dexman PE PMP]

It might get you a blanket for the couch though

 

[NJmike PE]

Your wife isn't going to put out just because you flatter her about making dinner.

Nah. Just hoping to get dinner made twice in a row. That's a rarity these days.

It might get you a blanket for the couch though

No. I still have to supply that myself.

 

[Road Guy]

Sure it will- you Chic's are suckers for that stuff!!!!

 

[NJmike PE]

Sure it will- you Chic's are suckers for that stuff!!!!

No she was right. On the couch I sleep again.

And on a separate note, no one cares about your bicycle taxi

 

[csb]

Oh snap!

 

[Road Guy]

Is that because you have babies sleeping in your bed?

 

[NJmike PE]

Mostly because I get the shit kicked out of me for snoring and usually end up on the couch because of it. But since #3 was born still hasn't slept through the night yet, and wakes up at 0400 to feed. From then on the baby is in our bed.

 

[Supe]

Your entire volleyball team is smokin' hot, except for the one gigantic chick.

 

[csb]

Mostly because I get the shit kicked out of me for snoring and usually end up on the couch because of it. But since #3 was born still hasn't slept through the night yet, and wakes up at 0400 to feed. From then on the baby is in our bed.

Have you considering trying a mouth guard? My husband both snores and grinds his teeth. I got him one of those guards from the drugstore that's just a boil and mold and it also makes him not snore.

 

[snickerd3]

^those are hit or miss. Mr snick has tried the boil kind, the non boil kind, neither really works

 

[engineergurl]

Your baby is bald, stop trying to put the nonexistent hair into a ponytail.

 

[Supe]

Your baby is bald, stop trying to put the nonexistent hair into a ponytail.

Why not just put a GIANT F*CKING FLOWER HEADBAND ON IT INSTEAD?

 

[knight1fox3]

^^^ LOL

 

[Road Guy]

it would be funny to see someone post

damn, now that's an ugly baby......

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Most hospitals I've been to have a code word for ugly babies. That way they can say it's ugly without the parents getting offended. It's really funny when you overhear them saying it.

 

[snickerd3]

Most hospitals I've been to have a code word for ugly babies. That way they can say it's ugly without the parents getting offended. It's really funny when you overhear them saying it.

darling?

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

It varies by hospital. The last one I remember was "Lee" (obviously short for ugly) because they could deflect it off to some medical term with a similar sound if caught.

 

[Road Guy]

We had a system like that at the home depot I worked at, but it was usually when a "woman" was on a certain isle needing help (or meaning - hey go look at this lady) We used to use "John Melons your needed in Hardware/plumbing/etc" get it melons...mgmg didn't seem to care as long as no one figured it out...

 

[ventilator]

We had a system like that at the home depot I worked at, but it was usually when a "woman" was on a certain isle needing help (or meaning - hey go look at this lady) We used to use "John Melons your needed in Hardware/plumbing/etc" get it melons...mgmg didn't seem to care as long as no one figured it out...

So then all of sudden 15 male employees show up on the isle, take a look and then walk away opcorn:

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

We had a system like that at the home depot I worked at, but it was usually when a "woman" was on a certain isle needing help (or meaning - hey go look at this lady) We used to use "John Melons your needed in Hardware/plumbing/etc" get it melons...mgmg didn't seem to care as long as no one figured it out...

So then all of sudden 15 male employees show up on the isle, take a look and then walk away opcorn:

My wife used to work at Home Depot and they had a similar system. The guys were actually smart enough to space themselves out enough so they they all didn't show up at the same time.