Ongoing CBT Exam Spam Thread 2022

[matt267 PE]

"Yo, stop with the damn humming and whistling, this is an office and not a middle school cafeteria"

 

[matt267 PE]

"Yo, stop with the damn humming and whistling, this is an office and not a middle school cafeteria"

 

[MeowMeow PE]

How do you tell a coworker to nicely stop with the damn humming and whistling, this is an office and not a middle school cafeteria?

Also spam.

Just kindly say “I really need to focus on this task and I’m struggling real hard right now. You may not even realize you’re humming and whistling, but it’s extra distracting to me for some reason! *I think I didn’t get enough sleep last night* I’m so sorry to be a buzzkill, but could you try to keep it down?”

For the part in asterisk you don’t have to say it, but if you’re trying to be friendly and not hurt their feelings it softens things up a little.

But really I like @matt267 PE suggestion better

 

[MeowMeow PE]

March madness is my favorite time of the year spam!!!!

 

[txjennah PE]

How do you tell a coworker to nicely stop with the damn humming and whistling, this is an office and not a middle school cafeteria?

Also spam.

OMFG that would drive me insane. That brings me back to summer internship where one of the drafters would whistle along to the radio ALL DAYYYYYYYYY.

 

[txjennah PE]

I will be honest, IRL I am not confrontational unless I have to, so if it were me I'd quietly seethe while turning up trash metal on Spotify or whatever.

 

[txjennah PE]

DELEGATE ALL MY BORING PM TASKS TO DPMS LET'S GOOOOOO

 

[MeowMeow PE]

I would also quietly seethe!!!!! I’m soooooooo non-confrontational too!!!!! But I’d dream about filling their desk drawers with open spoiling spam

 

[txjennah PE]

I had a coworker call me Unikitty and I think that's the best description of my personality.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

open spoiling spam

Pick something else perishable. You know SPAM doesn't go bad. SPAM.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I had a coworker call me Unikitty and I think that's the best description of my personality.

Ooh, that's your DJ name. DJ Unikitty in da houzzzzz UNCE UNCE UNCE. SPAM.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

Triple SPAM?

 

[matt267 PE]

spoiling spam

I have a weird feeling that spam doesn't actually "spoil."

 

[matt267 PE]

Pick something else perishable. You know SPAM doesn't go bad. SPAM.

this

 

[matt267 PE]

This would work.

 

[matt267 PE]

Rotten broccoli can smell pretty bad too....

 

[matt267 PE]

OOhhh rotten and liquified potato.... That sh!t stank.....

 

[MeowMeow PE]

I just ate honey bunches of oats
HAPPY FRIDAY SPAM!!!

 

[MeowMeow PE]

OOhhh rotten and liquified potato.... That sh!t stank.....

Rotten potato smell is probably the worst smell I’ve ever smelled in my life

 

[pbrme]

Happy Friday!! Let's push this spam to pg 88 for @leggo PE today.