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HD Employee: "Can I help you find something today?"
PBR: "Not really... looking at your app it says you have 14 of these buttfor's in stock here on aisle 7, bin 12, but I don't see any in or around the vicinity."
HD Employee: *Pulls out their phone app to confirm
PBR: "I also looked up on the top shelf backstock and didn't see any boxes with the same UPC."
HD Employee: "Well it looks like you can order it online."
PBR:
HD Employee:
PBR: "Spam you very much."
HD Employee: "Your welco, whay what?"