October 2018 15k SPAM Thread

[wildfire PE]

Anyone have a surefire way to win the lottery?

Play every number.

 

[Ble_PE]

If only I could...

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

I passed the October PE exam!!!! 

I did too!

 

[RBHeadge PE]

spam

 

[USC_Engineer PE]

ham

 

[DoctorWho-PE]

clam

 

[JayKay PE]

Anyone have a surefire way to win the lottery?

Gain the confidence of the winner and then kill them.

 

[JayKay PE]

4 out of 5 dentist agree this stress isn't healthy!!! 

4 out of 5 dentists agree "some people just have bad teeth" while consolingly patting me on the shoulder as another tooth gets pulled.

 

[leggo PE]

Good morning, spammers! Today is the day?

No, probably not.

But you never know!

 

[JayKay PE]

No day like today!!!  *aggressively dancing while singing along to a bastardized musical rock version of La bohème*

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Good morning, spammers! Today is the day?

No, probably not.

Not looking that way.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

 

[USC_Engineer PE]

Jam

 

[Janthered]

peanut butter crackers and spam

 

[Ble_PE]

Lunchtime.

 

[CocoNut]

Green eggs and spam

 

[JayKay PE]

Do, a deer, a female deer

 

[JayKay PE]

Ray, a guy who fixes cars!

 

[JayKay PE]

Me, a name, I calls me-self.

 

[USC_Engineer PE]

Ram