October 2018 15k SPAM Thread

[JayKay PE]

I can't see the photos for some reason

Ok, I am gonna X out for awhile, because my concentration has been shit this week, and I feel like I'm going to make all my coworkers question their faith in me.  YAYYYY IMPOSTER SYNDROME

Talk to you all soon!

In the 0.05% chance results are released today, I"ll be back.

YOU DO YOU.  I'll make sure to congratulate you if the results come in today!  

 

[Janthered]

¿Por que no los dos?

Need something to get me through the afternoon... scrounging for change in my purse because the idea of using a $5 and the noise from all of the quarters returned will be *slightly* embarrassing if there are witnesses. 

 

[Ble_PE]

Need something to get me through the afternoon... scrounging for change in my purse because the idea of using a $5 and the noise from all of the quarters returned will be *slightly* embarrassing if there are witnesses. 

We're not even through the morning yet and you're thinking about the afternoon?

 

[Janthered]

Frito dust/crumbs on my F5 key 

 

[Janthered]

We're not even through the morning yet and you're thinking about the afternoon?

Well I don't really expect results today so I can still plan ahead at least 4 to 5 hours 

 

[tj_PE]

As if i didn't have enough reasons to move to Australia, now you're telling me you have MEGA-STEERS?!! Honestly, I was already sold on the vegemite sandwiches. 

ew like wtf you're not allowed to like vegemite

 

[JayKay PE]

Need something to get me through the afternoon... scrounging for change in my purse because the idea of using a $5 and the noise from all of the quarters returned will be *slightly* embarrassing if there are witnesses. 

Does it give you change after one purchase?  CAN YOU MAKE $5 WORTH OF PURCHASES?

...sometimes I raid the candy jar at our receptionist's desk.  She judges me when I have too many, though, I'm sure of it.

 

[USC_Engineer PE]

1 hour left of work today!! Let's go! 

 

[tj_PE]

Everyone's posting about beer and I'm over here sipping my margaritas, trying not to look like an impostor engineer. 

i had a margarita last night 

 

[tj_PE]

guys i dont work fridays but im working and its friday ijs

 

[Ble_PE]

i had a margarita last night 

Just one?!

 

[USC_Engineer PE]

ew like wtf you're not allowed to like vegemite

That stuff is terrible. Did eat some kangaroo when I visited about 10 years ago. Spent 23 days there traveling the east coast. Amazing place to visit. 

 

[tj_PE]

Just one?!

yea im not a huge tequila drinker tho...and im getting sick...but im gonna make up for it tonight anyway  look for me in the tank lata

 

[JayKay PE]

yea im not a huge tequila drinker tho...and im getting sick...but im gonna make up for it tonight anyway  look for me in the tank lata

Getting sick?  Best cure: blackberry brandy!  

 

[tj_PE]

That stuff is terrible. Did eat some kangaroo when I visited about 10 years ago. Spent 23 days there traveling the east coast. Amazing place to visit. 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm kangaroooooooooooooo

a friend from sydney sent me a care package with vegemite snack packs that looked like DUNKAROO SNACK PACKS and not knowing better i DUNKED the crackerstickthing in the vegemite and almost died from the salt and NEVER.AGAIN.

 

[tj_PE]

Getting sick?  Best cure: blackberry brandy!  

what if i just have whiskey

 

[Ble_PE]

what if i just have whiskey

Only if you share.

 

[CocoNut]

Spam

 

[JayKay PE]

I am only on my third cup of tea.  The building is still cold.  My right hand is much colder than me left.  I do not know if it has to do with it being my mouse hand, it being closer to the window, of it being the hand I've broken more often.

 

[tj_PE]

Only if you share.

i have lots and lots of whiskey, and then backup whiskey, and then wine.