October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

[Dleg]

I wish.

No, it's some ****** fluorescent light that you're supposed to shine in your face for 30 minutes a day.  I switched mine on about 5 minutes ago, so let's see what happens.

:mellow:

 

[Ble_PE]

What I'm picturing:

 

[akwooly]

Sun is out In Seattle!

 

[akwooly]

Sun is out In Seattle!

 

[Dleg]

What I'm picturing:

That's horrible!

but it's not much better than that. 

 

[Ble_PE]

Is it supposed to make up for lack of sunlight exposure?

 

[Dleg]

Not sure if lamp, or tampon...

 

[LifeSucks]

 

[Ble_PE]

"High Intensity for Fast Session Times" is a great catch phrase for a hooker advertising to men who need to get in and get out.

 

[Dleg]

I don't think it gives you any vitamin D, so not really a susbstitute for sunlight.  I think it's something psychoogical about bright light in your face being necessary to properly trigger your internal clock.  Or some **** like that.

More happy light tampon imagery:

 

[tj_PE]

Sun is out In Seattle!

It's gonna be a Purdy sunset!

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[Ble_PE]

Happy light tampon imagery is just what I was hoping for today.

 

[Dleg]

Here's some more:

 

[Ble_PE]

You sure that product is intended for use by men?

 

[Dleg]

Yeah, but we don't need as big a light, apparently.  Nor much in the way of masculinity.

 

[Dleg]

By the way, i am feeling considerably more upbeat now, after ~45 minutes of happy light.  Ready to head out into the sub-zero conditions to go pick my son up from school. 

 

[Ble_PE]

Not sure if dleg is a corporate shrill or not...

 

[tj_PE]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/news/video-1235578/Monkey-magic-Orangutan-AMAZED-simple-cup-trick.html

this is what we need.

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[tj_PE]

Rude it didn't embed

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[tj_PE]

Gonna try without text

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