October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

[matt267 PE]

Did you get the survey yet?

 

[P-E]

That usually means fail

 

[matt267 PE]

Seemed like that last year.

 

[Supe]

I might have ALMOST fallen off the toilet this morning.

 

[SE_FL]

Site inspection spam 

 

[tj_PE]

outlook for today.

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[Supe]

You mean every day in Seattle.

 

[matt267 PE]

I think I just fell asleep at my desk for a second.

 

[Ship Wreck PE]

I am telling Wikileaks.

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

spam mcspamerson

 

[matt267 PE]

I am telling Wikileaks.

they already know.

 

[P-E]

Need to leak. 

 

[tj_PE]

You mean every day in Seattle.

It's totally true. Don't anyone move here. It's terrible. (lies)

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[NJmike PE]

guess who's got two thumbs and just bought Florida Georgia Line tickets for his wife as an anniversary gift....

 

[matt267 PE]

Well done Mike. I'm glad you made it this far.

 

[NJmike PE]

Well done Mike. I'm glad you made it this far.

and in an interesting turn of event, I again screwed up my anniversary date. I thought it was this morning, but it is actually Sunday (I always screw up the the 4 and the 6)

 

[matt267 PE]

and in an interesting turn of event, I again screwed up my anniversary date. I thought it was this morning, but it is actually Sunday (I always screw up the the 4 and the 6)

:facepalm:

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

aye aye

 

[thekzieg]

and in an interesting turn of event, I again screwed up my anniversary date. I thought it was this morning, but it is actually Sunday (I always screw up the the 4 and the 6)

Maybe you can get your mother-in-law to embroider it on a pillow for you?

 

[NJmike PE]

I'll pass on that