October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

[tj_PE]

I somehow woke up in the wrong universe in the multiverse.  The Cubs are World series champions, Biff Tannen is president, and there is some lame rule about double, triple, quadruple, whatever posts in the October Spam-athon.  Pardon me while I try to find my correct universe (or at least the universe where Miss Pineapples is with me).   

good luck. send care packages!

 

[RickJames]

Still waiting on lunch...

Id try the pineapples.

 

[Dleg]

Boy, some people just can't let this politics stuff go....

 

[matt267 PE]

These people are all full of ****.

$200 million in bonds will NOT create thosands of jobs. It's going to create debt we can't afford.

 

[Ble_PE]

Boy, some people just can't let this politics stuff go....

Give it a couple of days, they'll be back to grieving Harambe in no time.

 

[Road Guy]

Rest in peace Harambe

 

[matt267 PE]

Who?

 

[Road Guy]

It's called Google

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

Who is google?

 

[Ble_PE]

Come on quittin' time!

 

[glockjacket P.E.]

At the airport on my way to the square state that always smells like pot

 

[akwooly]

Road trip!   But unfortunately my employer frowns on this.

time to find a new job!

 

[tj_PE]

Sometimes this bird visits me and supervises. He hasn't visited in a while, but there was a black pigeon that visited this morning. I wasn't fast enough to snap a photo though. My friends have fun making this guy into memes

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[Dleg]

He's white so he's out celebrating the presidential election.

 

[Ble_PE]

^Where's his Make America Great Again hat?

 

[akwooly]

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[Ble_PE]

Almost time to hit the road!

 

[Dleg]

Yes it is!  Hey wait, aren't you another hour or two behind us even here in Alaska?

 

[SE_FL]

New babies are like portable heaters. Still don't want to put him down though. I love the grumpy old man faces he makes.

 

[Road Guy]

Haven't held one of those in a long time!