October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

[thekzieg]

Hope this is the year for a sounders MLS cup championship

 

[SE_FL]

4 kids later I still don't know how it all fits inside her body.

 

[thekzieg]

You know what's crazy, watching a baby get born.

I may never see that. But I believe you. 

 

[thekzieg]

Drank too much

 

[SE_FL]

I can't imagine having an alien inside me kicking me in the ribs for two months.

 

[thekzieg]

Water

 

[thekzieg]

Too much water

 

[SE_FL]

Chicks are tough...well at least mine is.

 

[thekzieg]

My dinner is drowning

 

[SE_FL]

burpees will help with the water issue

 

[thekzieg]

My dad was almost a pro soccer player

 

[thekzieg]

Crazy to think about how that might have turned out 

 

[thekzieg]

Instead he joined the Navy

 

[SE_FL]

I coach 5-7 yr olds for youth soccer and make these poor kids do pushups and burpees. They love it, it's awesome.

 

[thekzieg]

And trolled the ocean in a nuclear sub 

 

[tj_PE]

Ymca

Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk

 

[thekzieg]

He's a cool guy

 

[SE_FL]

anything pro is tough on wife/kids, military is not much better.

 

[thekzieg]

Burpees are terrible

 

[thekzieg]

Pops was in the reserves by the time I came around