October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

[thekzieg]

Been at my job for 5 years already

 

[thekzieg]

Time really flies when you're punching the clock!

 

[thekzieg]

"I'm part of the double d brotherhood"

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Are they taking about ****s or peens??

 

[thekzieg]

Someone want to come over and fold laundry for me?

 

[thekzieg]

It's just fitted sheets

 

[thekzieg]

Easy stuff

 

[thekzieg]

Some towels too 

 

[thekzieg]

I'll do those

 

[thekzieg]

No one?

 

[thekzieg]

C'mon

 

[thekzieg]

TOP 

:bananalama:

 

[thekzieg]

Can't wait for sunset at 4:30

 

[thekzieg]

All the daylight hours wasted

 

[thekzieg]

When can we dip into this daylight savings I hear so much about?

 

[thekzieg]

I'd like to make a daylight withdrawal, please

 

[thekzieg]

Two extra hours of daylight every day for the next three months, please

 

[thekzieg]

Should have sufficient funds to cover it since we've been saving for a few hundred years now

 

[thekzieg]

Ugh. Using the Google keyboard swipe to type makes me sound drunk sometimes

 

[tj_PE]

4 minutes ago, thejulie said: "I'm part of the double d brotherhood" Sent from my SM-N910V using Tapatalk

Are they taking about ****s or peens??

Right? No clue.

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[thekzieg]

The Google autocorrect doesn't really understand English grammar