October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

[akwooly]

the only way for me to lose weight is to cut carbs, like majorly cut carbs...like ketosis.

 

[thekzieg]

I'm sure meth could help you, too

 

[thekzieg]

or getting yourself put in a coma for a while

 

[thekzieg]

woof. we're not even to 3k

 

[thekzieg]

really sad

 

[thekzieg]

I think @NJmike PE was overly optimistic about turnout this year

 

[thekzieg]

just like the democrats!

 

[thekzieg]

I almost typed democats

 

[thekzieg]

but that's a different thing

 

[thekzieg]

anywho

 

[akwooly]

we had a dude when i was an undergrad steal beakers, test tubes, Erlenmeyer flasks, Bunsen burners, graduated cylinders, burets from the chemistry lab for his at home meth lab.  When the U busted him for stealing the equip they discovered his side job.  The troopers said it was the most sophisticated meth lab in the state.

 

[akwooly]

I'm sure meth could help you, too

oh i know!

 

[thekzieg]

we had a dude when i was an undergrad steal beakers, test tubes, Erlenmeyer flasks, Bunsen burners, graduated cylinders, burets from the chemistry lab for his at home meth lab.  When the U busted him for stealing the equip they discovered his side job.  The troopers said it was the most sophisticated meth lab in the state.

and that dude turned out to be Walter White

 

[NJmike PE]

I think @NJmike PE was overly optimistic about turnout this year

you  all are letting me down

 

[akwooly]

I was talking with bill kazmaier once and he said in the 70s they would do coke and inject adrenaline before they lifted weights.

 

[thekzieg]

Coke! That's a good diet supplement!

 

[akwooly]

I was talking with bill kazmaier once and he said in the 70s they would do coke and inject adrenaline before they lifted weights.

and a little part of me died.

 

[Ble_PE]

Pesky work getting in the way of spam.

 

[matt267 PE]

anyone else have a case of **** this ****?

Just about every damn day.

 

[thekzieg]

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