October 2016 Spam-athon Thread

[Ble_PE]

So, who's off tomorrow?

 

[matt267 PE]

I've got tomorrow off.

 

[geomane]

engineers don't need to write good.

Unless you have my job. Then, you have to prepare 100+ pg geotechnical reports.

 

[geomane]

I don't have a gov't job, so I have like 7 paid holidays.

 

[matt267 PE]

Unless you have my job. Then, you have to prepare 100+ pg geotechnical reports.

haven't you heard of "ctrl-v" and "ctrl-c"

 

[tj_PE]

^

 

[Ble_PE]

Unless you have my job. Then, you have to prepare 100+ pg geotechnical reports.

Nobody reads them anyway.

 

[geomane]

Nobody reads them anyway.

Oh I know.. it's kinda sad

 

[geomane]

haven't you heard of "ctrl-v" and "ctrl-c"

A lot of it is just standard verbiage that we can copy and paste, IF it is a standard site with nothing out of the norm. I always hope that we don't drill ****** sites, because then the reports really suck balls to write.

 

[matt267 PE]

Fill the next report with spam and see if anyone notices.

 

[geomane]

The branch manager of our office years ago (God knows how he got his license) used to stamp huge stacks of reports at a time. Occasionally, the office staff would stick something in there such as "So and so owes me $50" or "My wife is a whore" and he would just go through them and stamp everything.

 

[Ble_PE]

How much longer until the weekend?

 

[tj_PE]

How much longer until the weekend?

a lot.

too much.

 

[matt267 PE]

How much longer until the weekend?

about 45 minutes.

 

[akwooly]

Nobody reads them anyway.

only when **** goes wrong in the field.

 

[akwooly]

about 45 minutes.

GTFO

 

[RickJames]

How much longer until the weekend?

like an hour and half and then its time for..........

 

[RickJames]

shots

x10

 

[Ble_PE]

about 45 minutes.

GTFO

This.

 

[matt267 PE]

GTFO

Soon.