October 2015 Spamfest

[matt267 PE]

keep the spam alive

 

[matt267 PE]

 

[P-E]

I got my email

my boarding pass is ready to print. 

 

[itinerant]

Great.... go to the terminal and print it now. 

 

[matt267 PE]

I need a coffee.

 

[itinerant]

Nice Colombian coffee

 

[matt267 PE]

that's sounds about right.

 

[itinerant]

And a couple of donuts. 

 

[matt267 PE]

they don't sell donuts at the cafe.

 

[itinerant]

Fuck it. Just quit. 

 

[matt267 PE]

No, then I'll need coffee and a job.

 

[itinerant]

You don't want to quit your job, but quit coffee. You don't have a donut.

 

[matt267 PE]

What are you trying to say?

 

[itinerant]

you need a coffee and a donut and working at a place which dosen't sell both isn't worth it. 

 

[P-E]

I need a coffee.

It's about time Matt

 

[thekzieg]

Good morning!

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[itinerant]

Crazy cat lady is here. 

 

[P-E]

Wood

 

[thekzieg]

Crazy cat lady is here. 

you mock, but just imagine if I weren't here! 

 

[P-E]

Less cats?