Wolverine
Uncanny Pompadour
I have now for the second time this month been the victim of an egregious Man Rules violation. I'm sitting in a stall reading the Wall Street Journal, and without going into too much detail let's just say I was giving birth to another democrat, when an old country-fied voice from next door loudly poses the question, "What do you reckon that line of chairs out there is for? You reckon folks line up there for a seat, like at the barber shop?" So I paused, thinking maybe the guy was on a cell phone or something (already a Class III violation of Man Rules, to talk on a cell phone on the can while at work), but then I realized he was talking about the useless line of chairs out in front of the stalls, and he was talking to ME. That's a Class I-A Supreme Man Rules violation! There's no talking in the stalls. There's no chatting about chairs. Don't people know that? It's the second time this month and I think it's the same guy. Do I need to post the rules somewhere since they have obviously been forgotten?