Kids of EB

[engineergurl]

Daughter's b-day party starts in T minus 41 minutes.

Too many kids. Too many people. I'm going to start drinking now.

You didn't forget to get the birthday cake stripper right?

Well, I asked the strippers to stay home for this one. I actually want my daughter's friend's parents to let their kids come over again some day.

Meh- if the parents say something, just tell them a the kids probably just saw someone breast feeding their baby while at the party, I'm pretty sure it's now considered fully acceptable to whip the puppies out for that reason no matter who's around.

 

[matt267 PE]

Meh- if the parents say something, just tell them a the kids probably just saw someone breast feeding their baby while at the party, I'm pretty sure it's now considered fully acceptable to whip the puppies out for that reason no matter who's around.

Really? Doesn't seem to happen when I'm around.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Meh- if the parents say something, just tell them a the kids probably just saw someone breast feeding their baby while at the party, I'm pretty sure it's now considered fully acceptable to whip the puppies out for that reason no matter who's around.

Really? Doesn't seem to happen when I'm around.

Must be that creeper vibe you give off Matt.

 

[matt267 PE]

Meh- if the parents say something, just tell them a the kids probably just saw someone breast feeding their baby while at the party, I'm pretty sure it's now considered fully acceptable to whip the puppies out for that reason no matter who's around.

Really? Doesn't seem to happen when I'm around.

Must be that creeper vibe you give off Matt.

I was thinking the same thing.

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Meh- if the parents say something, just tell them a the kids probably just saw someone breast feeding their baby while at the party, I'm pretty sure it's now considered fully acceptable to whip the puppies out for that reason no matter who's around.

Really? Doesn't seem to happen when I'm around.

Must be that creeper vibe you give off Matt.

I was thinking the same thing.

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR.

Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the dwarf."

 

[matt267 PE]

 

[P-E]

My 5 yr old got his first mini golf hole in one

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

My 5 yr old got his first mini golf hole in one

Future Tiger Woods in the making? Well when Tiger was good...maybe I should say future Jack Nicklaus instead. Either way, awesome!

 

[snickerd3]

snickette is almost able to sit by herself for extended periods of time....couple more days and think she may have it down.

 

[MA_PE]

so where are you going to leave her?

 

[snickerd3]

tonight is minisnicks last tball game of the season unless they reschedule any of the rain cancelled games (there were a lot of those this year)

 

[P-E]

My 5 yr old got his first mini golf hole in one

Future Tiger Woods in the making? Well when Tiger was good...maybe I should say future Jack Nicklaus instead. Either way, awesome!

Well, he is popular with the ladies.

 

[matt267 PE]

My daughter reconfigured the seating arrangements and made a spot for a baby to sit next to her.

..........

I have no idea what the hell is going on.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

My daughter reconfigured the seating arrangements and made a spot for a baby to sit next to her.

..........

I have no idea what the hell is going on.

Ask your wife to take a pregnancy test. Kids and old people know these things before others.

 

[matt267 PE]

My daughter reconfigured the seating arrangements and made a spot for a baby to sit next to her.

..........

I have no idea what the hell is going on.

Ask your wife to take a pregnancy test. Kids and old people know these things before others.

My daughter is at camp this week. It's going to be just me and my wife home. Perhaps I'll sleep in the guestroom.

 

[SNAPE/SMOTT PE]

Lmao!!!!

 

[NJmike PE]

My daughter reconfigured the seating arrangements and made a spot for a baby to sit next to her.

..........

I have no idea what the hell is going on.

Ask your wife to take a pregnancy test. Kids and old people know these things before others.

My daughter is at camp this week. It's going to be just me and my wife home. Perhaps I'll sleep in the guestroom on the couch.

fixt

 

[matt267 PE]

My daughter reconfigured the seating arrangements and made a spot for a baby to sit next to her.

..........

I have no idea what the hell is going on.

Ask your wife to take a pregnancy test. Kids and old people know these things before others.

My daughter is at camp this week. It's going to be just me and my wife home. Perhaps I'll make the wife sleep in the guestroom on the couch.

fixt

 

[NJmike PE]

^good luck wit dat

 

[matt267 PE]

Sadly, it never works out.