I Got 999 First World Problems

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I brought homemade lunch, but we also have a vendor lunch and learn so they're bringing tacos, so there's too much food and I don't know what to eat.

 

[Booo]

I have to manually disable Bluetooth on my phone so that my earphones can pair with my fitbit versa during workout.

 

[RBHeadge PE]

Motion smoothing is the factory default setting for all of my TV inputs.

 

[squaretaper LIT AF PE]

I have too many former colleagues in town wanting to buy me lunch.

 

[JayKay PE]

My current laptop is too big and typing is difficult on the keyboard.

 

[Austenite]

Can’t login to my Netflix account.

 

[ChebyshevII PE PMP]

Can’t login to my Netflix account.

Translated: your parent/sibling/cousin/friend changed their password and haven’t told the new one to you.

 

[Austenite]

Updated iPhone to the latest iOS.

But then can’t sync it without the latest iTunes app.

But can’t update iTunes without the latest MacOS.

But can’t update MacOS won’t without the latest Mac hardware specs.

But can’t upgrade the hardware because it’s not upgradable or longer supported by Apple.

So, now my 2008 MacBook can’t sync with my iPhone!

(MacBook still works as a computer. iPhone still works as a phone. But that’s not the problem.)

 

[KentuckyKid]

Updated iPhone to the latest iOS.

But then can’t sync it without the latest iTunes app.

But can’t update iTunes without the latest MacOS.

But can’t update MacOS won’t without the latest Mac hardware specs.

But can’t upgrade the hardware because it’s not upgradable or longer supported by Apple.

So, now my 2008 MacBook can’t sync with my iPhone!

(MacBook still works as a computer. iPhone still works as a phone. But that’s not the problem.)

ahhh man - that’s so dumb

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

Installed Spotify.

Added an Outlaw Country station.

It played Luke Bryan.

I uninstalled Spotify.

 

[BabaYaga]

Avocados are not ready

 

[Booo]

Avocados are not ready

and by the time you get home from work today, they will be overripe

 

[Supe]

My work phone battery is on the decline, but I'm not eligible for a free upgrade until late July.

 

[Tiger15]

I have to renew my PE license for the first time. My work will pay for it, and no CPDs are required since I haven't been licensed for a full year yet.

But still... renewal paperwork and expense report paperwork.

 

[Roarbark]

I have to renew my PE license for the first time. My work will pay for it, and no CPDs are required since I haven't been licensed for a full year yet.

But still... renewal paperwork and expense report paperwork.

Thanks for putting this into my mind. I'll be renewing first time as well .
I guess I have to play the game too.... 

A friend is coming by for dinner (which is waiting for us in a magic super-cold metal box in my kitchen) tonight, but his handheld, portable, wireless communication device (which we normally use to speak over long distances) is dying so we have to decide on an actual time instead of playing it by ear. 

 

[Road Guy]

I was supposed to go to Guns N Roses tonight.....

:holyness:

But some guy had to eat a Fried Chicken / Bat Wing. - Wonder if they are good with buffalo sauce?

 

[roadwreck]

 

[Road Guy]

Barista put so much ice in my ice coffee it broke my straw when I inserted it into the lid  

 

[Dothracki PE]

The Dunkin mobile order app was having issues this morning and I accidentally ordered two large iced coffees.

 

[Supe]

The Dunkin mobile order app was having issues this morning and I accidentally ordered two large iced coffees.

That's not even a problem, never mind a first world problem.