I Got 999 First World Problems

[envirotex]

My final project is STILL not done.

Bly bly, everything can be rooted with enough effort.   Which one is it out of curiosity?

Rule breaker!

In trouble for breaking rules on an internet forum.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

The spring force on my new mechanical keyboard is too low.

 

[Audi Driver P.E.]

I had to submit my expense report 4 times before it was accepted.

 

[EB NCEES REP]

My scantron machine is too slow

 

[MetsFan]

Pressing return in the reply space takes me down two lines instead of one.

 

[TomMechanical]

My boats stereo doesn't have remote control at the helm.

 

[Patrick1441 PE]

They lowered my travel per diem from "reasonable expenses" to a hard limit of $200 per day.

 

[thekzieg]

My mouse wheel started skipping down half a page when I scroll.

 

[envirotex]

The "R" on my keyboard doesn't always work.

 

[itinerant]

The sun is too bright, even in winter, I have to wear sunglasses while driving to work. 

 

[matt267 PE]

I'm still waiting for the Eng. Board to cash my check. It's very stressful.

 

[itinerant]

The veggie lo mein from the Chinese take-out wasn't warm enough. I didn't get value for my money and that is making me mad as hell. 

 

[Ramnares P.E.]

Cold chinese food just isn't anywhere near as good as cold pizza...

 

[cement]

I didn't get to the theater for Star Wars early enough and had to sit in an end seat

 

[Ken PE 3.1]

Only 1 person in my office saw Star Wars besides me and he is on a different floor.

 

[Patrick1441 PE]

I've had to avoid social media for an entire week because I haven't seen the new Star Wars yet and don't want to see any spoilers.  Even when going to the bathroom.

 

[knight1fox3]

The new hard drive I "need" is $300.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

A bird shit on my car literally a dozen times the day after I washed it.

 

[knight1fox3]

The new hard drive I "need" is $300.

I was only able to get $100 off said drive.

 

[MetsFan]

I bricked my 8 year old motherboard by updating the BIOS.