I am a Badass

[Flounder]

<--------- Puked on Dean Wormer.

<--Told a student "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life."

Heeeeellllllllllloooooooooo!!!

 

[Dark Knight]

<--- spams eb.com during work hours

So do I. Am I a badass too?

 

[engineergurl]

<--- can kick Chuck Norris' AND Tebow's butt at the same time....

... with my eyes closed, two hands tied behind my back.

 

[Master slacker]

^^^ Go make me a sammich!

<--- Told the person who can kick Chuck Norris' AND Tebow's butt at the same time with her eyes closed, two hands tied behind her back to make me a sammich...

... and LIVED!

 

[Dark Knight]

<----- Check EB daily just to see some avatars

 

[engineergurl]

<--- on my way to DaBayou a few states over to open a can of whoop *** and have me a master slacker sammich... so I can $hi+ out a master slacker sammich and then make him eat a sammich made out of my $hi+... so he can $hi+ it out and eat the $hi+ that is made up of the $hi+ that he $hi+ that was made up of my $hi+... errr something like that

 

[DVINNY]

<----- Has counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[MA_PE]

^^^ wow EG really is a badass. I'm afraid.

 

[engineergurl]

<--- thinks that Major needs to watch Jay and Silent Bob strikes back again...

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

Nothing about Jay and Silent Bob is considered "Badass". Funny, yes. Badass, no.

 

[snickerd3]

<--- has divided by zero

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

 

[Capt Worley PE]

<--makes Chuck Norris say, "Please sir, can I have another?" and answers, "No."

 

[Wolverine]

<<<---- Closes down threads after declaring the winning post.

<---remembers that March 14th is a holiday

WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!

 

[D-Day]

<--- Does it to the pledges, but does not let others do it to our pledges because only WE can do THAT to our pledges.

 

[MA_PE]

<---remembers that March 14th is a holiday

WINNER WINNER, CHICKEN DINNER!

X2

How'd I miss that one? That's not badass, that's just awesome!

 

[benbo]

One time, at Band Camp ...

 

[benbo]

Once I didn't use only as directed.

 

[Dexman PE PMP]

4 out of 5 doctors agree. I am the 5th.

 

[mudpuppy]

4 out of 5 doctors agree. I am the 5th.

I drank the fifth.