funny pic thread

[SSmith]

These ladies would love to work at your fine establishment.

 

[wilheldp_PE]

These ladies would love to work at your fine establishment.

If their bellies touch before their boobs, it doesn't count.

 

[csb]

Good gosh...shouldn't there be some kind of universal rule like if I can't tell you're wearing bottoms, you can't wear a bikini? This reminds of Dr. G Medical Examiner from last week, when the belly of the lady who got shot bruised her legs from the impact of fat hitting her thighs.

 

[BluSkyy]

If their bellies touch before their boobs, it doesn't count.

that skinny redhead is hot!

(j/k)

 

[DVINNY]

LOL

 

[SSmith]

There is a distinct lack of food porn in this thread.

 

[Dleg]

^That's disgusting!

 

[Road Guy]

 

[Wolverine]

I like the contrast between the President-Elect performing the "White Boy Overbite" and the First-Lady Elect performing the "I-Be-Bad Smoochkiss". Very existential, dualist, Sartre.

 

[DVINNY]

Instant classic right there.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

There is a distinct lack of food porn in this thread.
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The seeds ruin it for me.

 

[Chucktown PE]

The seeds ruin it for me.

I think they are supposed to represent crabs.

 

[csb]

The seeds ruin it for me.

Get stuck in your teeth?

This reminds me of an old dirty joke:

This guy goes into a whorehouse and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first time. She sends him up and he meets this deadly blonde chick. She whips down her pants and he starts licking her. Minutes later he feels something in his mouth and spits out a corn niblet. Thinking this is normal, as he has never done it before continues eating her out. Minutes pass and he finds a piece of carrot in his mouth. Still thinking this is normal he continues. Soon after he finds a piece of meat and stands up. "Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick?" She looks at him and replies "That's what the last guy said!"

 

[Chucktown PE]

Get stuck in your teeth?
This reminds me of an old dirty joke:

This guy goes into a whorehouse and tells the mistress he wants to eat out a girl for the first time. She sends him up and he meets this deadly blonde chick. She whips down her pants and he starts licking her. Minutes later he feels something in his mouth and spits out a corn niblet. Thinking this is normal, as he has never done it before continues eating her out. Minutes pass and he finds a piece of carrot in his mouth. Still thinking this is normal he continues. Soon after he finds a piece of meat and stands up. "Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick?" She looks at him and replies "That's what the last guy said!"

csb now takes the cake for producing the nastiest joke I have ever heard in my entire life. I think I'm going to be sick after reading that one. :respect:

 

[EM_PS]

Yeah, props for that one CSB

Heres another:

Guy walks into local brothel, wanting some release. He has very little $$, so the hostess says ok, upstairs to room 5. He walks in, finds a woman laying on a bare mattress, and commences to business. Just as he's finishing, all this white stuff starts dribbling out her orifices; ears, nose, mouth - He shouts "woah, we got a problem in here." Hostess walks in, looks at the woman, and yells "pick up in room 5, the dead one's full"

 

[Chucktown PE]

Yeah, props for that one CSB
Heres another:

Guy walks into local brothel, wanting some release. He has very little $$, so the hostess says ok, upstairs to room 5. He walks in, finds a woman laying on a bare mattress, and commences to business. Just as he's finishing, all this white stuff starts dribbling out her orifices; ears, nose, mouth - He shouts "woah, we got a problem in here." Hostess walks in, looks at the woman, and yells "pick up in room 5, the dead one's full"

Yep, that'll do it, my breakfast is now in my trashcan......thanks.....rubbing the sex thing in my face and then making me puke. With friends like EM who needs enemies.

 

[RIP - VTEnviro]

csb and EM are about to be on the 11:15 express train to Bansville, one way ticket.

 

[Chucktown PE]

csb and EM are about to be on the 11:15 express train to Bansville, one way ticket.

Definitely :banhim:

 

[csb]

:dunno:

Should I clean it up?

 

[csb]

There, it's been hidden...now you can read at your own risk. Better?